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Golly...

Golly... In this episode I can't put a single thought together, though I try very hard. I repeat the word "analytics" three times and have a genius idea. I found myself very nervous and full of embarrassed laughing. I really feel like maybe I need to write out ideas and then do these. Also I'm pretty sure I was going to say Golly Damn. It's so strange to suddenly be aware that I say things while coming that it stole my afterglow. So, as ever Here I am. Enjoy me, or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
F4A
Ramblefap
real orgasm
vibrators
breathy
giggles
15:04

My toes are tingling...

My toes are tingling... In this episode: I am trying something new. I have an audio uploaded to my iPad that has D/s tone. The audio tells me to ask to come, and then directly orders me when to do so. It may not be my most elegant ramblefap to date, but the orgasm had me arching. So! As ever, here I am Enjoy me, or don't. *I*'m not the boss of you.
F:A
F4A
Ramblefap
mostly Fap
vibrator
real orgasm
moans
11ish minutes
11:33

Crikey

Crikey I'm back again. The rambles seem to be evenly mixed with the ah fapping. I couldn't find my headphones so I had to push myself to try something new. Which was a lot more fun than I thought. Also the audio quality is different.... I felt way less nervous and somehow way more nervous even though I may not have sounded it. Don't be shy to let me know if you liked it. That's part of the fun of sharing. Enjoy. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
F4A
Ramblefap
even mix
breathy
real orgasm
vibrator
13:55

Such a stressful Day...

Such a Stressful day... I had a very long day and found it a little more difficult than normal to get off. So, I take a long pause to talk and ramble about whatever I want. Which turned out to be talking about my followers. And attention. If you wanna skip go the meat it's around minute 8 or 9. Also I am....ah....kind of whiney? Which I did not know about myself but should have. So, here I am. Enjoy, or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
F4A
Ramblefap
heavy on the ramble
breathy
real orgasm
mention of followers
frustrated
11:33

Wait

[Ah, my first audio...exploration. I wasn't planning on posting this, but then I thought about how much I enjoy listening. I am /very/ quiet, I've always had to be, so there are some longer pauses. Hopefully it's not too boring. I tried to just forget the phone was recording for this one. Also, I tried to time myself with the narration. So. I suppose here I am. Enjoy. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.]
10:43

Celebrate an Orgasm

Celebrate an Orgasm In this episode: I touch myself slowly and with barely managed patience. And then at the end, I say Livatious, which isn't a word. I meant lascivious. I felt very at ease in this one. I'm not sure if it is just because I was so into it, but! Even when I listened back there was a smoother confidence than the first ones. So, here I am Enjoy me or don't. I am really not the boss of you.
F4A
Real Orgasm
Vibrator
ramblefap
narration
12 ish minutes
12:15

Oh gee...

Oh gee... In this episode, I don't last long. Get mad at myself at around 1:36, and I remind myself at least twice that I don't have to post these. And then I post them. But I do feel a little fluttery letting y'all hear this one. Hitting right around 5 minutes. As ever, here I am. Enjoy me. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
F4A
ramblefap
more fap than ramble
orgasm
breathy
05:31

An Esoteric Witches Request

An Esoteric Witches Request In this episode: I, a self proclaimed Esoteric Witch, request your assistance in a fertility spell for a friend of mine. Then I talk about riding you, having you come inside me. I also talk about my new penatrating toy, and come. Like three times. Also I say Fuck a lot in this one. Here I am Enjoy me, or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
F4M
ramblefap
impregnation talk
breeding
New Toy
Breathy
19 minutes
19:15

Wicked Tense...

Wicked Tense... In this episode: I've come twice today already. Three or four must be the charm. I talk again about getting a penatrative toy, fucking myself, and light self choking towards the end. At one point the phone flips over and you can hear the shift in it but I did not care. As ever, here I am. Enjoy me. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you...yet.
F4A
ramblefap
real orgasm
vibrator
10:45
moans
breathy
10:45

Never Give up, Never Surrender

Never Give up, Never Surrender In this episode: I demand to be pampered and spend the first three minutes instructing you in how to massage me. I mention I am considering doing an AMA with -edging- in a future episode. I am Fiesty (x3) and I struggle to orgasm for a moment. My day has been very long and it was nice to get some horny chemicals floating in my brain. As ever Here I am. Enjoy it. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
F4A
ramblefap
Equal parts
vibrator
moans
real orgasm
11ish minutes
11:47

Sleepy...

Sleepy... In this episode I'm chasing awake a migraine after I woke up from a dream. Please if you have headphones in I LAUGH REALLY LOUD at the end, around minute 3 when I realized how short the audio was. Enjoy or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
F4A
Breathy
Groggy
Real Orgasm
Short
Like three minutes
03:16

F4A: I needed that...

In this episode I ramble for about 10 minutes and then que up an audio in my head phones. I am tipsy, but just the fun kind. I talk about about trying to get 3 fingers in which does not happen. Long weeks are long and I really needed this orgasm. (also when I say I was worried that people could hear me, I meant smell my arousal. Please excuse horny brain.) At 10 minutes I put my headphones on and it gets quieter. I won't be bothered with learning to edit at this time, so if you'd like to skip to the orgasm I would say around minute 17 or so. Ten minutes might have been too long for an audio. But I do what I want. so here I am Enjoy me. or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
F4A
Real Orgasm
ramblefap
equal parts ramble and fap
vibrator
Warning: Alcohol mentions
self penetration
21 ish minutes
20:50