"SUMMARY
Speaker lowdown: You just recently moved in with your loving boyfriend. Directly after you finally settled in he had to go on a two-week-long work retreat and he left you alone in his apartment, depressed, lonely, and especially horny. He returns but is not ready for you yet, so he makes you wait and beg for it.
Listener lowdown: Your girlfriend moved in with you but you had to leave her to go on a two-week-long work retreat. When you return you notice how desperate and horny she is, but you still decide to make her wait for it. After all, you haven't taken a proper shower in two weeks."
Script by u/Swayscripts
"You've been pestered by your family for the last year to "bring a date to the family reunion, or else", and have been too busy with work to even *think* about dating, much less to the degree you'd have a girlfriend worthy of a long weekend with your family. Just when you were convinced you'd be going alone, your buddy Eric suggests a friend who might be able to help you out. After a quick email requesting a meet up, you await her at the coffee shop to hash out the details and see if she'll take the gig.
You didn't know what you'd expect, but you sure as hell didn't expect *her* to walk through the door...."
Script by u/Brenna_Sage
"After giving your "rent-a-date" a spreadsheet on what she'd need to know in order to pretend to be your girlfriend, you await a phone call with her this evening so you can both discuss any questions she may have in preparation for your trip to the reunion tomorrow. She initially begins to pitch ideas for "fake scenarios" you've had in your dating life, to create an immersive experience that will really sell the story."- u/Brenna_Sage
"You've tried to call them, they haven't answered and now you're leaving the world's scariest voicemail, because feelings are ~scary~". Script by u/lilbrat91
Exhausted, you called your gf to see how she's doing... and she's missing you... a lot.
An AM Original <3
"Despite your growing need to tell her how much she's already getting into your head, you manage to play it cool, and stay friendly (when you just want to throw her against something and kiss her again). You make it through the whole drive up to the hotel and the morning with your family, and you manage to pretend your feelings are only platonic while she is alone with you in your hotel room.
And hey, you've always been a competitive guy, so it feels only natural to try to do whatever it takes to win at Lawn Twister...even if that means intentionally trying to fluster her so she falls first. You expected that she'd fold quickly, but to your immense surprise and pleasure, she starts trying to fluster you, too...and boy, is she good at talking dirty..." - u/Brenna_Sage
"You spent all night staring at the ceiling, livid with yourself that you crossed the one line she told you not to cross. Now she's fled, and despite that she promised she'd return this morning, you don't know if she's coming back or if you've ruined things forever. When you see her this morning, looking heart-stoppingly beautiful around your family as if nothing happened, your heart is about to spring out of your chest. You want so badly to tell her how you really feel, but instead of giving you a chance to speak, she hands you the money you paid her, with every intention of leaving. You try to convince her to stay, but she doesn't even let you talk. And just when you're convinced she's about to walk out of your life forever, she reveals how she's felt about you this whole time, too..." - u/Brenna_Sage
We go to the same coffee shop for morning coffee. Everyday.
An AM Original <3
Hey, it’s April-May :)
"You're sick as a dog and have decided to sleep on the couch to keep from waking your girlfriend, however, halfway through the night she notices your absence and comes to drag you back to bed!" - Loverboyxoxo (aka u/tippy_tappy_typing)
"After yesterday, with the Twister game and her torturing you with smoldering looks and innuendos galore at poker last night, you are about ready to come out of your skin from how badly you want her. Then, you both spent the day on your dad's sailboat, and you realize your feelings for her start to become about far more than just sex.
But she's made it clear that it's just a job to her, and despite that you keep seeing this look in her eye like she actually wants you too, you'd never risk crossing that line and risking her leaving. Not when it would mean never seeing her again.
The plan was to hold it together for one more night, then tell her how you really felt tomorrow on the drive home. But when she's forced to stay in your hotel room tonight, your proximity to her reaches an intensity that you can't fight anymore..." - u/Brenna_Sage
Saw this script by u/jayhasapen and decided to fill 'cause these words are definitely close to the heart. I enjoyed reading these affirmations so much so I hope you enjoy listening to me say them to you! :)
Personally 73 is my favorite :)
P.S. 2 posts in 1 week? Crazy... Also if you don't sleep after listening to the audio listen to Old Fashioned by Bruno Major :) that one helps me KO all the time.
