Use Me.
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I have no experience in sales, but if I were to sell you on using me versus your tried and true sex toy, here are a few advantages I have:
1. No batteries needed
2. Self-lubricating
3. Self-cleaning (via swallowing or creampie)
4. Adjustable suction (confirm selection with key phrase ‘good girl’)
5. Real, pussy-clenching orgasms
Disadvantages?
1. Needs to be fed at least twice a day
2. Known to use an obscene amount of sarcasm
3. Does not come with inconspicuous packaging
So, what do you think? Would you use me?
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