You won't get this kind of entertainment from any other guy.
So I was sitting on the steps of my apartment and some chick walks by gossiping about these two girls. And would you believe it, they were roommates.
You know what they say, 'save a horse, ride a bike'. Well, my name is Bike, nice to meet you.
I can't believe that jerk stood you up. it's a good thing I have that impromptu date protocol locked and loaded. Strap in!
The only thing deeper is a tumblr blog's description from 2012. But for now you're stuck with me and this monster of a strap-on.
I've brought a surprise for you]
Did someone mention "Slumber Party by Ashnikko Feat. Princess Nokia"?
Wherein I attempt to mimic canon VI's voice
NGL, I'm a big fan of the Dewey Decimal System, but that's not the only thing I'm checking out at this library.
Come on sweetheart, let's end this year on a spectacular note!
