You won't get this kind of entertainment from any other guy.
Come on, it's for the good of the team! Tit for tat cus you're a snacc.
You know what they say, 'save a horse, ride a bike'. Well, my name is Bike, nice to meet you.
I can't believe that jerk stood you up. it's a good thing I have that impromptu date protocol locked and loaded. Strap in!
The only thing deeper is a tumblr blog's description from 2012. But for now you're stuck with me and this monster of a strap-on.
I've brought a surprise for you]
Did someone mention "Slumber Party by Ashnikko Feat. Princess Nokia"?
This one's short and sweet, just like you ;)
Wherein I attempt to mimic canon VI's voice
NGL, I'm a big fan of the Dewey Decimal System, but that's not the only thing I'm checking out at this library.
