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Pride, Prejudice, and Eyelash Extensions

25:10
God, what is your problem with me, anyway? Because I told my brother not to date your sister? Christ, that was years ago. Get over it. I thought she would be bad for him, ok? I like my brother. You thought it was because I didn’t think she was pretty enough for my brother? Wow. You’re unhinged, you know that? No, of course I haven’t wanted to fuck you since I met you and I don’t think your eyes are nice and - fuck you. And then fuck me.
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25:10
You know your friend has been stressed lately so you invite her over to hangout but she's being kind of pissy. You finally just ask her what's wrong and it turns out she becomes a needy brat when she hasn't been able to cum for awhile. You offer to help but since you're both submissives she thinks you wouldn't know how to get her off. You've never been one to back down from a challenge so you're more than happy to prove her wrong.
33:47
Your best friend finally dumped her jerk of a boyfriend, and you’ve never been happier for her. You could never stand her ex, and you always thought she deserved someone better. Someone who treated her right, and never made her feel alone. For a long time, you used to wish that was you, but your friendship was always more important than your feelings. When her ex messages her again out of nowhere, your need to protect her takes over, and your true feelings slip out.
32:00
On a late Friday afternoon, when the office is nearly empty, you hear one of your coworkers next door - he’s clearly frustrated and pounding on his keyboard. He’s been your favorite colleague ever since you’ve started working for the company. He is somewhat older than you and obviously he is struggling with Excel spreadsheets again. Despite having your own work to finish for a Monday presentation, you decide to check on him. As the absolute Excel expert and a generally kind-hearted person, you offer your assistance. And, of course, not just because you've always been quite fond of the guy…
31:03
Your overbearing and ruthless mother forces you to do whatever she wants / whatever it takes for you to succeed -- including having sex with your statistics professor. It appears though that all is not as it seems and maybe this professor is not going to take this lying down.
29:39
Your S/O comes back from the gym leaving you the opportunity to do what you want to him
11:44
The listener just got cheated on by her boyfriend and a common friend. Believing in all sorts of occult stuff, she tried cursing him a few times, but it never worked. Desperate and in need of closure, she summons Paimon, a mighty and feared demon to strike a deal with in order to get revenge on her ex. Being the dummy that she is, she accidentally drew the wrong pentagram and got stuck on a business summoning with our demon boy Amon, who just knows the right things she needs now
18:18
You sleep naked with your assistant after having sex for the first time with him. You remember last night you didn't give him a proper blow because you are too tired. And this morning you wake up earlier than him. But you find his morning wood already up. Not thinking twice, you grab his cock and put it inside your mouth. Both of your hands move on his shaft while you try to put it deeper to your mouth. He wakes up with a surprise. Never thought his morning would start like this.
17:17
You and your wife are in the middle of a divorce, and while she is and always will be an important part of your life, you’ve grown apart. Things have changed and you don’t get along and see eye to eye like you used to. However, there is one thing that you’re sure will never change: she can make you cum like nobody else can… So when you’re packing up the last of your house and catch her staring longingly at her wedding dress that she isn’t going to bother taking, you tell her to try it on…and then you can’t help but want to relive one of the best nights of your life: your wedding night.
19:40
After years of looking, you finally found and reconnected with you childhood best friend on line. She moved away when you were away at college and you lost touch. After talking on line for a while, she’s invited you to visit her on the other side of the country. You’ve decided that you’re finally going to tell her how you feel about her after all those years.
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