Web Analytics

Rambling About My Criterion Collection!

32:27
Listen
The Criterion Collection is a company that makes awesome blu-ray transfers of some classic and obscure movies. I spend this audio nerding out over the ones I own and it was really fun to record. If you like film or just wanna hear me talk about stuff I like for half an hour, feel free to give a listen!
Tags:
M4A
SFW
32:27
Listen

Hooking Up With Your Emo FWB After School

Your emo FWB calls you during lunch, asking if you want to hang out after school. You’re not doing anything later, plus he’s cute, so why not? Of course, hanging out won’t be the only thing you’re doing… Script by u/apricotpride Tracks included are The Calling (nymph mix) by Angelwing, the Nymphaeum part V by Angelwing, and Within by Daft Punk
19:05

Sold to the Hucow Farm Mention of

Gibbs Brown Incorporated makes a lot of money, and they need a lot of money to keep the right people in power on their side. Kidnapping and rape are against the law, but when the right people are paid enough, anything can be overlooked. GBI rake in their billions from buying women and exploiting their bodies for all they're worth - getting them pregnant to sell their newborns, pumping them full of drugs to sell their copious amounts of breast milk and renting their bodies out for sex on a daily basis. Script by u/CyborgFairy
M4F
Script Fill
MDom
Hucow
Bondage
Gag
Kidnapping
Drugs
Rape
Vibrator
Breast Milk
Bimbofication
Body Modification
Impregnation
Spanking
16:33

Your Doctor Boyfriend Fucks Your Nightmares Away

You wake up in the middle of the night, awaken from a nightmare, but your doctor boyfriend has a way to beat the nightmares, to clear your over-thinking mind of all its thoughts. He has a new treatment and this time it is fucking the nightmares away, conditioning your body to learn to switch off completely. You trust him, you know he is a professional and that he is just trying to help you. "You want me to empty your pretty little mind of all those thoughts, all the bad dreams.. Don’t worry sweetie, I've got you and I know what I'm doing.. Darling." Script by u/Tolea1989
48:09

Bunny Meets A Wolf

You, a bunny, gets ambushed by a wolf man. But he doesn't want to eat you. Well, not exactly... Script by u/rosenlanze.
40:53

James Dean Daydream turned into a he's and

You and a dear high-school best friend decided to take a late-night drive to your old favorite boba place. It’s been years since you saw each other. So, as he drives on almost-empty roads with one hand on the steering wheel, he glances to his right and witnesses that smile he's missed so much. With the windows down, music blasting in your ears, and the hair blowing on your face, he realizes he was never really over you. (Because you're more than just a best friend to him.) Script by u/mariacatalyn.
M4F
Script Fill
Msub
Car Sex
Midnight Drive
Blowjob
Overstimulation
Cowgirl
Grinding
Whimpering
Begging
Praise Kink
Good Boy
Pretty Boy
Friends with Benefits
Confessions
21:41

My Soul To Take

You and your party were so close to defeating the final boss. But you had to be the hero, didn’t you? One valiant act to save your ally ended with you impaled on a spear. When you wake up again, you’re trapped in the realm between worlds, and now you’re face to face with the Grim Reaper himself. He’s come to collect your soul, but you’re desperate to change the fate the hands of destiny dealt you. Will a deal with the Angel of Death convince him to give you a second chance? Or perhaps… Is there a chance he didn’t come for your soul to begin with? Script by u/Nova-Nevarro
33:59

You Were Meant to Be Mine

The speaker is obsessed with the listener, and sees this as him fulfilling the need for them to be together. Following her kidnapping, the speaker recounts his plans as he uses the listener's body. Script by u/lilbrat91.
19:29

Helping Out the Touch Starved Barista

You are a relatively new regular at your local café after being unable to resist coming back for the sweet deserts…and the sweet barista. He was always so upbeat and cute, you wanted to get to know him. One evening, you decide to stay after closing time and finally get a chance to chat with him properly. After discovering that he is touch-starved, you get a little carried away… Script by u/GhostyWrites.
29:26

Drugged By the Sweet Bartender

You were waiting at the bar for a date with your boyfriend. All of the sudden he texts breaking up with you, with no explanation. You try to call but he doesn't pick up the phone. You get really upset and decide to ask the bartender for a drink. That's your mistake. Script by u/babioliveirx.
TW: RAPE
26:25

Not Never, Just Not Now

You’re on your way home with your lover after having dinner with your (traditional) parents, who are constantly asking when you two are getting married. You think it’s funny, but it puts your love in a mood. Argument ensues. Script by u/Brie-Mozz.
30:45

No Lifeguard on Duty

You are a life gaurd working at the GWA country club. (Great Weekend Attractions...;) A mysterious, sexy man makes his way over to you (one that you've been keeping an eye on), and asks you about swim lessons for his young daughter. You would've never imagined this man was old enough to be a dad, yet this is the perfect opportunity to get closer to him. After exchanging number and a couple of lessons later, he asks the question. He wants to go on a date?! The race had been started and now we are finally nearing the finish line. After accepting the offer and heading out for a nice dinner, you two are really hitting it off. But the night is still young, and you have to give this guy the taste of being a twenty something once again. You two end up heading back to the country club, but it's closed. What could you have possibly planned for the two of you to get up to tonight? Let's face it... this is actually GWA, of course you dirty mind is racing with things to do at an empty country club pool... Script by u/sicknsweetfantasies.
M4F
37:52