Bimbo Daydreams
In this business, we're equal opportunity bimbo employers. My big, fat, bimbo ass wants to spread the pink as far as it can go, which is why you'll find no gendered language in today's audio. Boys can be bimbos too.
This is my first new audio since last summer. Today's my cake day, and considering bimbofication has been one of my top kinks of the last few months, it almost felt like a gift when u/SuckMyScript posted this bimbofication script yesterday! I view bimbofication as a celebration, letting us love parts of ourselves without inhibition while letting silly societal expectations like "you have to be smart to be valuable" just drip away. You have zero obligation to be anything but happy, and what is a bimbo if not a simple shrine to happiness?
Original script can be found here:
Take A Hit and
Pack a bowl or grab your pen, baby, because I'm about to tell you when to smoke, when to touch yourself, and most importantly... when to cum.
and references to and more
Whether I fever dreamed it or not, I swear I saw someone once upon a time make a request for fsub yandere content. The thought's been carved into the back of my brain ever since, and apparently I must be some special kinda pent up because I went home to write this last night and here the hell we are already.
It probably goes without saying with the stalker and yandere tags, but this is not a nice audio. Regardless, though, I hope you have a lovely ride~
Additional tags include: yelling (volume,) voyeurism, soulmates, self-degradation, references hacking, fucking other people, ruining your life, passing mention of death
Your Roommate Comes to Play Your Latest Video Game
Did someone say 90's nostalgia? As a matter of fact, u/NinjaFogg did with this script offer from the beginning of the week! I couldn't resist the urge to pounce a script whose sound effects were basically "please play video games while you let the mic run." I've also got a penchant for aggressive "nerd next door" types, so...
Original script offer can be found here:
SCP-027G: Impossibly Good Dick but eventual
You wanna know a secret? I fucking love cryptids, and I fucking love horror, and I fucking love SCP Foundation. (My personal favorite was SCP-1155 until SCP-027G came into my life.) That's why I've never pounced on a script faster than u/StrangersDontHide's post earlier today.
You're Lucky You're So Cute One Little
Sometimes you read a script offer and instantly have to pull out the microphone. u/nervous_switch posted their very first script a few hours ago, and it hit me in the Sunday Sapphic funny bone instantly. Soft and sweet and just a little bit bossy, the precise way I wanna spend my morning off. A touch more background noise in here than I'd like, but my apartment complex refuses to shut up, and this script hit my mood too hard to wait.
Now, baby, let's cool you off a little bit.
The Fugue State
No best friend of mine is gonna go celibate if I've got any say in it. Tell me why these girls just haven't been working out, and we'll see if I can fix the issue.
This is from BENSONSMYTHE's script "The Fugue State."
Do You Understand Consent Now?
I've had a lot of fury inside me for the last few weeks, y'all. Anyone paying attention to the social climate probably feels the same. Sometimes when that happens, you lean into a script idea and let the catharsis take you where it wants. So, with that being said, this is a mean one, everybody. Like, really fucking mean. Also, heavy! You've been warned!
Lemme Wake You Up With My Mouth
Yes, that is the sound of me punching the wall when I cum. What can I say? I got myself worked up.
Ramblefaps are still new to me and it takes a few minutes of awkward nerdy stream-of-conscious to really focus, but around 03:25 is a safe spot to jump to if you just wanna get *~*down to business*~*.
"Lay on Hands" Me, Paladin and
That boss fight in tonight's D&D session got me all riled up, and everyone's still around the kitchen table while we step out for a smoke break. You're not usually my type, but your paladin is definitely my warlock's type, so... maybe we could stay in character for just a tiny bit and have some fun out here?
The Princess's New Pet from
If we're being honest, recording this was partially an excuse to take the longest, funnest bath of my life to make sure my sound effects were right where they belonged. Now, climb on in, pet. The water's fine.
I Want You, NOW
"Oh hey, Mage recorded a quickie ramblefap. It's gonna be, like, seven or eight minutes long, right?"
LMAO WRONG THIS BITCH NEVER KNOWS WHEN TO STOP RUNNING THEIR MOUTH
Quarantine's got me missin' public teasing and needy, urgent quickies in whatever spot you can find. Sneaking off into a bathroom and coming out trying to look discreet, not reeking of sex and cum and everyone's juices. An experience we'll get again some day, but for now, a kid can dream a little bit.
The Ten-Fingered Deity
It's been months since we last hung out! Quarantine has finally started to loosen up just the tiiiiiiiiiiiiniest bit, and I think it's finally time I upgraded my weekly Zoom meeting with the bestie to an in-person hang. Come on over Monday night. 7 pm. Bring dinner?
You Deserve Good Things. Can I Be One Of Those?
This is a Father's Day ramblefap, but it is not a DD/lg ramblefap. I just wanna make that clear up front because I'd hate to get anybody's expectations up for something in particular. So if you don't know, now you know. We switch from heavy ramble to more fap around the two minute mark, for you impatient ones out there.
You should know by now, I can't open my goddamn mouth without being a goof ball. This holds true, even while I'm trying to show my gratitude to all the dads, daddies, and father figures that helped get my audio from yesterday all the way to the hottest post on GWA. That was a first for me, and to have it happen on Father's Day? Of all days?! Oh my goodness! So, it felt most appropriate that I say thank you in my favorite fashion: audio. Thank you!
What A Good Little Pet You Are
I was feelin' a little... bossy, so I did a ramblefap, and now I know why people like to do ramblefaps. The ramblefaps will continue until morale improves. Totally gender-neutral, so all my folx who wanna be good, obedient little pets can enjoy
Lonely Girl Puts On Show For Invisible Man
Anyone who's paid attention to me for even two seconds knows I fucking love stalker/intruder stuff, and u/Johncardenio was a gem enough of a human being to let me know about this... very special script offer. What's a girl to do when she thinks someone's watching but can't see who?
Why, put on a show, of course.
You can find John's original script offer here:
Harder
As a celebration for hitting 150 followers last month, I let my fans submit some phrases so I could do some "X Word Challenges" over the course of June. (Each of them are also getting a lewd/nude paired with them, but obviously I won't be posting those here.) This one was submitted anonymously, and I couldn't resist. "Harder" tends to be my reaction to a lotta things, from choking to impact play to straight-up fuckin'. Hell, I'm pretty sure I ended up choking myself at some point during this.
You've Received A Zoom Invitation!
It's officially starting! This is the very first episode of my intended long running series, Your Bratty BFF.
This episode is SFW (minus a lot of swearin' because your best friend has a mouth on 'em.) The next episode won't be, I promise; I just intend to dive really deep with this series, and I wanted to take some time to really let you get to know our friendship before we add fuckin' to the mix.
Ooof, That Was Intense, Puppy
Here's "Ooof, That Was Intense" Puppy Edition, for any puppy who did so, so well and needs to hear it.
The first half of darkknightfeelin's script "Meeting Your Match." So excited for the opportunity to play a spooky bitch.
