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This was my Cinco De Kinko Exchange gift for /u/CaitlinMcCunt. Hope you enjoy! :D
I Want You, NOW
"Oh hey, Mage recorded a quickie ramblefap. It's gonna be, like, seven or eight minutes long, right?"
LMAO WRONG THIS BITCH NEVER KNOWS WHEN TO STOP RUNNING THEIR MOUTH
Quarantine's got me missin' public teasing and needy, urgent quickies in whatever spot you can find. Sneaking off into a bathroom and coming out trying to look discreet, not reeking of sex and cum and everyone's juices. An experience we'll get again some day, but for now, a kid can dream a little bit.
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Ugh, I love Cum... And, within reason, possessiveness too. Is it possible to be everyone's cum slut AND be owned and possessed? Who the fuck knows. But it's sure hot to think about while I'm getting off... Enjoy the Ramblefap!
Note: I did have to remain as quiet as possible for this because there are a bunch of people living in my house right now.
- Lady Scarlett Blush
Hello Elle, glad you could make it out to lunch, I choose a nice restraunt and reserved a private room for us to enjoy, and you defintely make use of the fact that it's private, even when the waiter is right there, and I have to pay you back for that, which of course works both of us up until we just have to go to the private restroom to relieve the tension. I never do anything like this in public, and I certainly never talk to you like this, it must be your bad influence, the best worst influence.
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This is a custom audio that I performed for Elle May which she won through a contest I had on Twitter. We talked, and she gave me the idea she wanted, and she wanted to share the love and the audio, and I hope you all enjoy it.
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Summary: After the listener's texts got you hot and bothered at an inopportune time, you decide to pay him back with a spicy voice memo
You and your girlfriend are in bed after a tiring teasing session, but before both of you can go to sleep, your girlfriend gets an unexpected call...it's Daddy.
Oh, did I forget to tell you where we are going? Just the pet store baby. Why are you looking at me like that? Just because I *sound* a little evil...
I know *we* don't have any pets. But *I* have a pet, and I feel like you could use a few things...
Helping you get over a breakup is exactly what a good friend would do, right?
Super sexy friends-to-lovers
Summary
You're an introvert who ended up at a big party due to peer pressure. Things are kinda sucky, and you can't wait to just go home. That is, until a girl approaches you. She's pretty, has a super cool alt-girl style, ahd her booty... one could say it's the kind that makes every man within a mile turn their heads. She's ways out of your league, though, right? Well, it turns out that's not true. She's super into shy, nerdy guys, and before too long she's pinning you against the wall and using that huge ass to drive you crazy.
We are out at a nice restaurant and no matter how much I ask you won't stop running me under the table and eventually I can't take it any more.
You visit your parents to introduce them to your Girlfriend in person, showing them you're living a normal life. You are innocent like your parents, and your Gf cannot wait to corrupt you at your childhood home.
The water ski story is real and happened to me, so hope that leaves a few laughs.
