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ze frank: True Facts: The Wacky Giraffe

14:12
Thought you might enjoy a laugh track to brighten your day. Be warned, I have a stupid laugh, and I laugh hysterically at everything. :) The video can be found here, if you want to laugh along:
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14:12
I've been sick for a week, curled up on the couch reading that book you told me I'd like... And I did... And I always thought about you in the sex scenes, even though there weren't many... But I've been so exhausted... and you've been so busy with work... and finally today when you were out I just needed a fuck so bad... I wish you were here to hold me down and give it to me the way you know I need it... I guess I'll just have to settle for some toys... but that's never the same, is it? Fuck, I need you inside of me today Daddy...
19:19
I will be so well behaved, Daddy... I know my little defiances drive you crazy. I thought it was all in good fun. I thought it was the good kind of crazy, the kind we all laugh about when we reminisce about the past. I thought you liked my sarcasm and my witty / bitchy retorts. Doing exactly what you asked, to the level of being worthy of a post over on /r/maliciouscompliance . I thought a lot of things. But you cut me off. Stopped replying. Started posting things in public that you knew I'd see, that you knew would make me reach out for you. Sprinkling little personal details into them for me to notice. Letting me see hints of everything of yours that I don't get to have when I misbehave. You know how disobedient I have been. You know how much I like to push your buttons, to earn my punishment with a grin, eager for the reckless animal I unleash in you. Jist like I know how much you've told me that I will pay for my insolence. And now I have. And it pains me. So I get it. You said there would be consequences for my disobedience. Point made. Crystal clear. Let me prove to you just how far my obedience can go. ======= This recording was inspired by the /u/SamuelEnderby post, below, where he tells his girl to be ready at a certain time, but more importantly that her only words are allowed to be "Yes, Daddy". I liked the idea of a recording where you only here her side of that encounter. This felt more like a submission that should have some weight behind it, since it was so restrictive. In my head, Daddy's good girl had been very very bad, even when given the chance to redeem herself. She crossed a line, and went way past it hoping to see what it got her, how good it would be if she broke every rule twice. And now she knows. She has been punished with a complete and utter lack of contact for a very long time, and it is killing her slowly but surely like an undiagnosed tumor. She's finally cracked, her resolve destroyed by the hole that his absence has left in her life. She promised him she'd be good... so good she wouldn't say no to anything, so good that her only words tonight will be "Yes, Daddy". I hope you like it. Feel free to do all the unspoken Daddy lines. ;)
21:45
He ran to get a waterproof pet blanket from downstairs, I settled in on the couch and hit record. As always, I scream my fucking face off, and hold my breath and groan when I cum. At times you'll hear me say "wet" in between climax grunts, and that's because I've been trained to say that when I'm squirting. I'll also sometimes say "please", and that's what I say when I'm close to cumming and want to give him control of when I grip down and make a mess. Last but not least, damn... Doesn't Daddy have SUCH a sexy voice when he's got me on my back? I know... I *know*... Haha. You can check him out over at /u/WeirdlyBootiful.
14:26
A friend was egging me on, so I busted out my Bad Dragon Tako for the first time in months. The ridges from the suckers provide incredibly inhuman and intense g-spot stimulation, and the easy taper of the tentacle slides in gently until I'm stretched to the limit with surprisingly little effort. Hefty base means you can ride it as-is.
08:07
My sexy Daddy and I were having so much fun we forgot to start recording until we were already pretty well fucked. Oops! Also oops: we may have wrecked the mattress protector. Time for laundry. You'll notice I ask for permission to cum at times ("PLEASE...") or that I am about to cum and he feels me squeezing his cock with my Kegels so he gives me permission before I even ask ("Yes."). Also, we definitely tossed the phone around a bit in bed, and I dropped it after I took some pics of him in a very dominant position... So, apologies for the raw and unfiltered and unedited. Haha... I hope you enjoy our raw passion.
19:02
Got a new toy in the mail today. If only the mailman knew how good he was helping me feel... Only problem now is that I need to figure out how to wash my feather filled duvet... Haha... Oof...
31:26
Big thanks to /u/BellyStory for their hot JOI script. I've never written a JOI script before, but looking through existing ones out there, this one really spoke to me. I tend to speed up my talking when I get aroused, which I thought might ruin the mood. I used a digital metronome in the background on my headphones while recording this - you won't be able to hear it, but you might be able to feel it in the cadence of my voice. The speed should be roughly 35 bpm from start to finish. And oh, my, you are going to finish! :)
44:15
All alone in bed, and knocking out a sloppy, wet fingerbang in under five minutes. What can I say? When I'm ready to cum, I get there so fucking fast.
04:20
The anal vibe was amazing on its own last time. Let's enjoy my first double penetration experience together. I'm sure we'll both have a ton of cum. I mean fun. *wink*
52:45
You think I need your dick? Huh? You think I'm gonna do what you say just to get a piece of that fuck stick? You think I need to put up with your unbelievable shit just to get off? You think I'm going to be GOOD for YOU?!?!? Fuck you. FUCK *YOU*. Take a fucking look. This is your goddamned competition, you piece of shit. This is how good I get off with a pillow and a fucking silicone replacement for your dick. Eat it up, because this is all you're getting today. Bet you wish you hadn't trash talked me so much now, huh, bitch? Yeah. Enjoy. I don't need your tease bullshit. I don't need your taunts or your belt photos. I don't need your fucking cock.
15:11
I was really horny today and thought I would attempt my giant dildo again - a large Bad Dragon Scorn. I still can't even tale the whole tip, what a monster. To be fair, the tip is 10.35" in circumference... haha... Failing that, I switched to my lovely Bad Dragon Nocturne and got off HARD. Then came the second ambitious thing. I haven't even had a butt plug in my ass in months, but decided it was time to try a real dildo in my ass for the first time. Slow and steady at first... slowly easing into it... Holy hell, do I ever want someone to fuck my ass while I hold on for dear life....
81:46
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Her personal trainer comes over for a private session. Her husband is at home in the next room, but it's okay. He's too distracted watching the game right now to care. Besides, it's just a quick work out. Right? Thanks to /u/MilesToGo for the fun script! I love the idea of cheating almost right in front of my oblivious husband. All of the workout inuendo was fun to play with, too. :)
15:46
Isn't it about time we fuck? Very vaguely in that she talks him into it Summary: For the past several weeks, the speaker and listener have been running into each other at events hosted by various mutual friends. They don't really know each other properly, but have been flirting more and more. Now, at a party, our heroine decides enough is enough. Thanks to /u/ezy11 for writing a fun script! Love the idea of just going for it (and at it) at a party with a longtime flirty friend. :)
23:27
Script fill on a Tuesday for a scene set on a Thursday. I changed other things, but for some reason didn't feel like changing that. I love morning sex because I love the idea of sex making us late for work. Making us late for a meeting. Making us look irresponsible to our coworkers... If they only knew the real reason we were flustered and late... Thanks to /u/DPP_NewFrost for the fun script!
20:45
My voice recording app thought that I said "Daddy" "Christ" and "Uncle" while recording this. I am pretty sure I didn't say "Uncle". Lol. I started off slow, and then stopped for a moment to remember the magic words... Might have dumped the phone in the bed sheets while I was screaming my face off. This is not a perfect recording. But it sure is fucking honest. Mmmmmhhhmmm... Daddy dick gets me every time... *drool*
07:16
My sexting pal was sending me hot shit and I couldn't help myself... I told him I was moving to the couch, and that he needed to keep sending me his hot shit, and that i would send him the recording of me getting off to his filthy texts when I was done cumming... So here it is! Me legit getting off on my creaky couch, with one leg up hooked over the back and the other flopped out to side to really let me get at my pussy. What a great way to spend ten minutes... Wish this was my coffee break every damn day...
09:20
Playing around with my first anal vibrator. I'm not gonna let myself put anything in my pussy. Just the anal vibe and some clit play... let's see where this goes...
30:18