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"Sex Toys: The Clit Sucker Strikes Back!" almost

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In a post long, long ago, in a bedroom not that far away, I tried a clit sucker for the first time. I had mixed reviews. So since it was my day off...I thought I would give it another whirl. And OH. My. GOD! Let's just say...the audio jumps in after about 20 mins of me already...ahem!...messing around. And pretty much jumps right in to orgasm. And then another. AND ANOTHER.....I couldn't friggin stop! I ended the audio like 4 times thinking OKAY!! That's it! But, nope---kept cumming...so would restart recording again. Anyway...there was no logical way to splice what I captured together....let's just say it went on for OVER TWO HOURS. So, yeah--I put in lightsaber noises between the stops and starts, because, eh, whynot!!
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written by u/r0bertocruz In the not-so distant future, a virus escapes from a biological weapons facility. It spreads around the world, killing almost all infected men but sparing women. Most breeding females, or 'Mommies', opt for artificial insemination, with semen extracted from males who are kept in facilities known as 'Bull-pens'. But some Mommies prefer a more 'traditional' approach. Welcome to the Copulation Center ...
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You've recently been abducted by a superior form of intelligent life who are trying to save the meager remnants of the human species from their dying planet. They are testing you for their breeding program, and a specimen sample is the last thing to collect. One of the females from the program has been trained in this procedure to make it as pleasant as possible...so stop struggling, and do it for your species, man!
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