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Happy hoolidays from the absentee performer. This delightfully depraved script was written for me by the lovely and talented u/CaitlinMcCunt. Synopsis: While back in your hometown, you run into your childhood crush - The MILF next door. She was always very sweet and kind to you. She invites you back to her place to catch up and some of your wildest dreams come true.
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https://www.reddit.com/user/TeeBeeDeaEl Summary: Your Brother brings back a friend to do a project for one of their classes. He’s a nice and shy little thing that you wish you could just tease and squeeze. That opportunity presents itself when your brother forgot his textbook and books at school. You take that opportunity and run with it right to your room for a nice little evening of play with your sweet boy toy. Author: u/Elijah_7
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https://www.reddit.com/user/TeeBeeDeaEl Summary: A plus size person being reassured by their partner after feeling some insecurities within their relationship due to the pressures of social media standards. An inclusive audio script for plus size listeners because there aren't too many of them that aren't extremely fetishized or that don't use triggering vocabulary. (Paraphrased author description) Script Author: u/minderpp
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Summary You’re cooking dinner and chatting with your partner. She comments that you have multiple pet names for her and wonders what pet names you prefer. At first you flippantly remark that you don’t care what she calls you, but when she suggests good boy, you decide you really like that. She doubts that you could be her good boy, and you set out to prove her wrong.
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Tags: so much Beautifully written by u/ironwrappedinvelvet. Summary Pygmalion (our speaker) is a sculptor, and though he is an extremely talented artist, he has found little success in the art of love. Dissatisfied with women in general, he seeks to create his perfect woman; one that he carves himself out of ivory. He names his sculpture “Galatea” (our listener). He falls desperately in love with his masterpiece and treats her as his wife, showering her with affection and lavish gifts. Despite all this, he is still quite lonely, as he knows she can never return his love. At a festival celebrating Aphrodite, Pygmalion prays for a bride of the same likeness as his Galatea. Sympathetic to Pygmalion’s plight, Aphrodite grants his wish, and Galatea is miraculously brought to life, which Pygmalion discovers when he returns home. The happy couple celebrates.
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I am just a boy asking a GWA mod to verify me. u/TeeBeeDeaEl 3/10/2021 Ok that was a little cheese... I apologize for nothing! Well, not that at least.
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Coin Operated Boy TBDL Cover of Coin operated boy, sitting on the shelf I am just a toy but you turn me on and I come to life Automatic joy that is why you want A coin operated boy Made of plastic and elastic I am rugged and long lasting Who could ever ever ask for more? Love without complications galore Many shapes and weights to chose from You will never leave your bedroom You will never cry at night again Wrap your arms around me and pretend Coin operated boy All the other real ones that youve destroy Cannot hold a candle to your new boy And I’ll never let you go And you’ll never be alone And i’ll never let you go And you’ll never be alone, go And you’ll never be alone, go And you’ll never be alone, go And you’ll never be alone, go And you’ll never be alone Not with your coin operated boy This bridge was written to make you feel smitten And with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer But can I extract you from your plastic fantasy I didn't think so but your still convincible But will I persist even after you bet me a million dollars That you'll never love me and i will persist even after I kiss you Goodbye for the last time will you be trying to prove it, I'm dying To lose it, I'm losing my confidence I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you You want a, you want a, you want a, you want a coin operated boy And if I had a star to wish on for my life I can't imagine any flesh and blood could be my match You can even take me in the bath Coin operated boy, I may not be real experienced with girls But you know, I feel like a boy should feel, isn't that the point That is why you want a coin operated boy With a pretty coin operated voice saying That I love you, that Im thinking of you Straight and to the point that is why you want a coin operated boy
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