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The only thing he likes more than coffee... is toying with you~
Terrible French accent incoming...
Technically you're still two minutes over the mandate. Oops?
also, just in case,
All of my yawns in this audio were real, I actually did record very early in the morning. Call it a character choice.
Can I set a high score on your pussy?~
STANDARD Version - Nothing Extra Here~
If you can guess the video game trailer I referenced in the song at the start of the audio, DM me your guess. If you get it right you win... idk, my respect? A 1 min audio of me moaning your name? You pick.
No Boite! Oop-- too late~
x2 Lots of &
You can tell us anything, honey~
He comes from a land down under~
Mentions
He can eat pussy AND operate an espresso machine like a pro. Call him multi-talented!
It's real switch hours~
I accidentally mistook my fleshlight for a glass (I wasn't looking when I grabbed it) and took it out into the kitchen before recording this.
You're about to get horny bonked by an old man!
Big masked leather daddy go 'brrrrrr'
FOOTPLAY VERSION - Be warned, this one has feet stuff in it.
Guys don't worry! As soon as I finished recording the crying parts I got fried chicken, so my serotonin levels evened back out!~
Editing this was very flustering.
Don't you hate it when you confess your love to your ex-best friend but your SOCKS ARE WET?!
