Christmas puns Erotic Audio Sex Stories

Summary: A woman comes downstairs after hearing a noise on Christmas eve, she’s surprised to find that the big man in red is stuck in her Chimney, after failing to help him our, she decides to take advantage of the situation and fulfill her longtime crush on ole’ Saint Nick. TAGS: Credit: Written/Voice/Edit by me Links: Wanna spoil me? Links to Support me/Hear Longer 18+ Audios: Buy my Audios on

As if working retail during Christmas time wasn't bad enough... a few

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Bad Christmas puns

Caught in Santa's toysack

Forced impregnation

Kidnapping

Summary: Working retail during the Christmas period isn't fun at the best of times, but that's what you (the listener) find yourself doing this morning. Luckily for you, a visit from me (the speaker) offers a chance at alleviating some stress. You see, I am working as a mall Santa, and need to fill my sack with lots of toys to hand out. If we could just head to the back area to fill it up, that'd be grand. Hey, did you know that throwing a large sack over someone makes it hard for them to run away from you? Well you're about to learn something new!