At the risk of waking the whole house up, I failed to do a dramatic reading of "Deepthroat" by CupCakKe because of how distracted by how out-there the lyrics are.
Yep...I'm doing ANOTHER dramatic reading of a song about curvaceous booties. May Lord have mercy on me reading these lyrics while keeping a straight face.
So, yeah...I did a dramatic reading of a post on Tumblr about Flappy Bird, one of the most frustrating games in the history of mankind. Well, here goes nothing.
First I lose my mind with worry for you. Then I lose my temper. Then I lose my cool. Then you prove to me that I haven’t lost my girl.
because speaker says “No” after speaker uses safe word.
??Is it though? Sounds reasonable to me. lots and lots of
Pet Names:
That Sweet, Innocent Old Lady You Take Care Of Becomes Your Nasty, Depraved Sugar Mommy by RottenPines
Part 2: That Sweet, Innocent Old Lady You Take Care Of Becomes Your Nasty, Depraved Christmas Whore by RottenPines
Part 3!!!! That Sweet, Innocent Old Lady You Take Care Of Becomes Your Nasty Cruise Ship Cougar by RottenPines
That Sweet, Innocent Old Lady You Take Care Of Becomes Your Slutty, Obedient Wife - Part 4 of 4 by RottenPines
That Sweet, Innocent Old Lady You Take Care Of Becomes Your Slutty, Obedient Wife - Part 4/4 by RottenPines
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The legends have grown about this “Phantom Pussy Plunderer”, and a certain bold and bored young heiress finds herself following them with avid interest. Dropping hints to entice the master thief to her own house, she plans on catching this crook! Or having the tables turned on her, that’s a very acceptable result too!
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I lured you into my home, artfully spreading rumours and stories on social media about the treasures in this place, especially a certain priceless diamond ring, and how I'd be all alone here on THIS particular night! All exposed...vulnerable! (laughter)
You see, I know your reputation. I know the things you go for. Oh trust me, you've got quite a reputation now among society women! The "Pussy Plunderer", the phantom lesbian thief who'll crack your safe and steal your heart in the same night!
You couldn't say no to the thought of getting your hands on me, could you? Oh don't worry, I'm used to getting that reaction from men and women alike when they see my beautiful body, adorned with the most expensive dresses and gorgeous jewellery.
Too bad for you, you won't be laying a finger on me. I know, try to contain your disappointment! Rather, I want to have fun with you, before I claim the distinction of being to one to capture such an infamous criminal!
Listener Descriptors: Nothing physical. Listener is presumed to be a lesbian (“phantom lesbian thief”, but there is actually no talk of the listener’s anatomy.
That Sweet, Innocent Old Lady You Take Care Of Becomes Your Slutty, Obedient Wife - Part 4/4 by RottenPines
"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way..."
I tried not to laugh at the word "Shoob-be-doob" while reading these lyrics. I swear, as much as I love Peter Gabriel, he must've been high on something when he wrote this. Well, maybe while he was writing the lyrics to the whole Lamb Lies Down on Broadway album.
To be truthful, most of the stuff in this song is what I actually want for Christmas. :p
Your secret lover is faced with duty: the dreaded marriage proposal. In your devastation, you question her devotion to you. You threaten to leave her. She is not happy with you. But you’ll understand how much she cares…she’ll make you remember who you belong to.
"This is your covenant, darling..at the edge of my tongue, that you will never leave me."
Listener notes: all characters in this scenario are above the age of 18. There is mention of a bosom, vulva/cunt, fingering, and cunnilingus. Pet names used: I’m not really sure what accent this is…generic fantasy/period drama englishwoman? Lol. I hope you enjoy listening as much as I enjoyed writing and performing!!! xoxo
