An Uncle Roger porn parody:
Auntie Helen sneaks back in to steal Uncle Roger's wok and rice cooker, so Uncle Roger has to take his foot down off his chair to stop her and make her regret leaving him in the first place. One way or another.
Featuring: All your favorite Uncle Roger-isms, as well as inappropriate use of MSG, wok hei, and a solid, 5-star, Rogering.
SFX from Splice.
I've fallen in love with you, my best friend, again. I didn't mean to, it just happened. Again. So, I'm letting it all out for you, again.
Glorious script by u/The_Ivy_Hawke found here: