This script is meant to be a play on this struggles of trying to write erotic scripts. It's mostly just jokes about how to describe a scene without being too obvious and other ridiculousness. It's a parody and not meant to be taken seriously at all. AND I LOVED IT!! so here is my fill!!
An Uncle Roger porn parody:
Auntie Helen sneaks back in to steal Uncle Roger's wok and rice cooker, so Uncle Roger has to take his foot down off his chair to stop her and make her regret leaving him in the first place. One way or another.
Featuring: All your favorite Uncle Roger-isms, as well as inappropriate use of MSG, wok hei, and a solid, 5-star, Rogering.
SFX from Splice.
The Shining parody: what if one of the ghouls haunting the Overlook Hotel wasn't interested in violence at all, but instead a much more... productive way to pass the time? Background music by Dee Yan-Key, available for non-commercial use under Creative Commons Attribution License 4.0.
A parody version of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah,” written by u/TeasedToTears
Decided to perform this after Halloween. Parody poem by Footprints: https://everything2.com/title/The+Raven+%2528The+Edgar+Allan+Porn+version%2529
I sing a parody of Black Hole Sun that I wrote with help from a friend. I hope it makes you smile!
GWAB Singers February Love Song. Can't Help Falling in Love by Elvis Presley, parody lyrics by Shutterpup
Let the Doctor milk that scrotum and fill this cup full of your sperm. You didn't want this test? It's too late now, your penile shaft is already dripping with pre-ejaculate. Don't argue with the Doctor.
Red Riding Hood isn't so innocent when she comes across the big bad wolf...
Synopsis for the Listener: You wake up in the middle of the night to find that your favorite anime waifu body pillow has come to life…and for some reason has arms. Terrifying though this is, you are unable to resist as the horny pillow takes you by force, quickly veering into not just nymphomania…but also MEGAlomania! Additional tags:
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Synopsis: You are a witcher who is on the hunt to kill a vampire. As you a approch his location you hear him sing a haunting old lullaby. Talking to him reveals that he's not quite the coldblooded killer you expected.
Listener referred to as: Man, Witcher, Mutant, Good Boy (jokingly)
Listener's genitals referred to as: Manhood, Dick, Cock.
This recording belongs to NerdyGamyerGuy and may not be downloaded or posted in any capacity without permission. If you are not over the age of 18, please don't listen to this audio. It has been created by an adult for an adult audience. All depicted characters are over the age of 18.
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Synopsis: Three Knights are sent on a quest by the Mouse Queen to steal a magical Bronze Ring from a Magician who is currently acting as Regent in a nearby Kingdom.
