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In which a vampire comes home, freezing from the winter cold, to be greeted by their human companion. After receiving some bratty pampering, she discovers their partner has gone to a vampire-hunter's supply depot to pick up some marital aids, including a long rosary for bondage, a blessed cross, mirrored contact lenses, and the dreaded garlic bread. When the tables are turned and the vampire gets a chance to be dominated, how will she take it?
Written by the talented & thriving u/logosomancer
Edited by the generous & gifted u/Kilbeggan32
Oh no GF, I was trying to bake this bread, but the clap of my loaves have alerted the bread police, and we need to collect a cup of the Old Mother, levain of the Elder time, to appease them before The Great Crumb descends upon us all.
Y'all I don't even know what the fuck...
Mornings With My Love - An Ode to a Lovely Bean
Could you really have expected any other outcome, spending so much time in close proximity with a talented, sexy man? ;D
"not" lots of evil mention
An Uncle Roger porn parody:
Auntie Helen sneaks back in to steal Uncle Roger's wok and rice cooker, so Uncle Roger has to take his foot down off his chair to stop her and make her regret leaving him in the first place. One way or another.
Featuring: All your favorite Uncle Roger-isms, as well as inappropriate use of MSG, wok hei, and a solid, 5-star, Rogering.
SFX from Splice.
“In which a vampire comes home, freezing from the winter cold, to be greeted by their human companion. After receiving some bratty pampering, she discovers their partner has gone to a vampire-hunter's supply depot to pick up some marital aids, including a long rosary for bondage, a blessed cross, mirrored contact lenses, and the dreaded garlic bread. When the tables are turned and the vampire gets a chance to be dominated, how will she take it?”
Script by logosomancer
script by u/MrHarcourt - Toast Off Instructions
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Author Summary: “You and you friend decide to buy an ice cream truck together your almost finished working on the truck and ready for business, if you could get the engine to work. She’s been teasing you for weeks now, wearing short shorts and low cut tank tops… you can’t ignore the chemistry between each other anymore”
