Written by 77Dogday
Starring Mrs-Keats as Helen
Cougars Bite Off More Than They Can Chew
SFX from Epidemic Sound and homemade
Talk Geeky Love things to me. – By Llynnyia
I got it in my head to string together all the famous geek love quotes into a coherent script so with a little work and a little filler here we are!
Written by Princess_April
by Princess_April
SFX from Epidemic Sound & zapsplat
Summary:
Listener is at a multi-day anime/comic convention. He runs into a hot girl who cosplays as his favourite character and asks her for a photo together. The cute cosplayer can't help but flirt with her new fan and asks him to join her in an empty convention room... || Tags: switching from to switching from to |
Star Trek at its finest, authentic sound effects and all. Technically a cross rank hatefuck, but gets a little rapey in parts.
When all else fails, Sleep.
Bad day at work? Sleep.
Fail a midterm? Sleep.
Have to take an evil ring on a dangerous quest with a wizard, an elf, a hot badass and other supporting characters because your uncle decided to throw all his responsibility on you so he could go play F. Scott Fitzgerald with the elves while you risk your life paying for mistakes you had nothing to do with? Sleep.
Xo
Sounds from zapsplat
Carmenum di Amutus
Transcript: On aching branch do blossoms grow, the wind a hallowed breath?
It carries the scent of honeysuckle, sweet as the lover’s kiss.
It brings the promise of more tomorrows, of sighs and whispered bliss.
(Pause)
You can’t be serious
(Longer pause)
And that’s the poem you chose?
(Pause) Carmenum di Amutus I thought this one was banned?
His lips on mine speak words not voiced, a prayer.
Which travels down my spine like flames that shatter night.
His eyes reflect the heaven’s stars, the maker’s light.
My body opens, filled and blessed, my spirit there.
Not merely housed in flesh, but brought to life.
(Whisper) Shall we read another?
This audio is based off a script from u/WinterizedGWA. All people involved in the making of this script/audio are above the age of 18. Do not listen if you are under 18.
They met on Reddit and bonded over their mutual fandoms. After a long online friendship, they decided to meet at a convention happening halfway between their homes. He's cosplaying and she's photographing. His first costume of the weekend is Simon 'Ghost' Riley, but on his way to pick her up from her hotel room, he spots some fellow cosplayers in similar outfits and starts to feel insecure. She's thrilled to see him, then things take a turn when he reveals his concern to her...
It's way too late at night to record something this loud. I kept slapping my hand over my mouth to keep the moans under control...
Somewhere in-between a rage-fueled ramblefap and just talking nerdy to you. Not the first time I've done something like this, won't be the last.
Wanna listen?
If you don't, I don't blame you - it's pretty much horny nonsense. I promise I have a more well-thought out and properly scripted piece on the horizon (zero dawn) coming soon!
In this audio, dear listener, I'm exploring claiming you as my slut. If you love to hear possessives, this is the audio for you.
More than that, I'm going to make a little game out of it, where you listen, respond to me in certain ways that I set out.
You only need one more ingredient to complete your ritual and return to the human world: zombie hair. To get it, you'll need to strike a deal with the zombie in the arcade. The deal is simple: a duel in three games. But beware, the zombie warns you: if you lose, you'll have to offer up your brain… or maybe something else. Let’s hope luck is on your side!
Script by u/LilacTeaBag ♥
