"You must be new in town."
It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no?
Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say:
"It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
The entirety of the "New Girl" Mob Boss series edited together.
This version CONTAINS SFX.
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"You must be new in town."
It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no?
Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say:
"It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
The entirety of the "New Girl" Mob Boss series edited together.
This version *DOES NOT* CONTAIN SFX.
check out u/_Single_Malt on reddit for more content!
PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Part One of the "New Girl" Series
PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Part Two of the "New Girl" Series
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PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Final Part of the "New Girl" Series
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PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Part Two of the "New Girl" Series
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The Godmother becomes
Upon entering your home you see something out of the corner of your eye. A men’s suit?! For you?! You sweep through the rest of the apartment, gun at the ready. The place is empty. Why would someone break in just to drop off a suit?
You notice a small note poking out of the breast pocket.
Hello Darling,
Yes, this suit is for you.
I hope it didn’t startle you too much.
Put it on and head over to my place now.
I have a car waiting outside for you.
Don’t ask any questions, let go and let me take care of everything tonight.
- M
Written, performed, and illustrated by u/Astrazelia
I've been away on business for too long, baby. All this time apart... it's got me missin' you somethin' awful.
Performance _Single_Malt
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