You’re a manager at a marketing firm, and one evening you spot the intern working late in the otherwise empty office. You call him into your office to check how he’s finding things at the firm, and because the pants he wore to work today hug his ass in all the right ways. HR wouldn’t be happy about what happens next.
"You must be new in town."
It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no?
Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say:
"It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
The entirety of the "New Girl" Mob Boss series edited together.
This version CONTAINS SFX.
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PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Final Part of the "New Girl" Series
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PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Part Two of the "New Girl" Series
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"You must be new in town."
It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no?
Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say:
"It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
The entirety of the "New Girl" Mob Boss series edited together.
This version *DOES NOT* CONTAIN SFX.
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Summary: You return to your desk after a meeting ended early and find a surprise waiting for you...
Written by u/Miscellaneous-Nado
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Under the Boss's Desk
