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Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)" by Samantha Fox

By tarkustrooper 1186
23:43

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Silly rambles

What indoor voice?

Obnoxious moaning

Failed flashbacks

Awful puns

I...I don't know what this rant even is. This is basically me swooning of Samantha Fox and geeking out at how frickin' EIGHTIES this song is. Yessssss.

Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Work From Home" by Fifth Harmony

By tarkustrooper 1186
21:59

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Silly rambles

Tark has no indoor voice

What are these lyrics?!

Laughing

Tark can't say "Fifth"

In which I try to explain modern music while ranting about this song...and failing to an extreme degree. The next rant will be better, promise.

Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Suite Madame Blue" by Styx

By tarkustrooper 1186
26:50

We have no indoor voice

Laughing

Some singing and rocking out

AMERICAAAA!!!

I invited my good friend /u/WestBayRay to chat and ramble about a Styx song that not many radio stations play (I don't think), and it is their magnum opus called "Suite Madame Blue" from their Equinox album. Random rocking out and singing may occur. :D

Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Mother" by The Police

By tarkustrooper 1186
17:45

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Silly rambles

Tark's a yell-y loudmouth

Last song rant was recorded back in January...clearly, this side of me has been in hibernation for a pretty good bit. And also...it might be a bad idea to turn this audio into a drinking game, considering how many "oh, dear"s there are...SHIT. xO