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More Pointless Music Rambles from Yours Truly

By tarkustrooper 1186
15:37

Getting back into singing

as usual

Musing about ASMR

Little Shop of Rambles!

By tarkustrooper 1186
25:10

Paul Stanley as...Audrey II?

Little Shop of Horrors

Spoilers

Audrey? Seymour? NOOOOO!

Laughter

What-Ifs

Audrey's voice is so cute!

Doped-Up Random Rambles By Yours Truly

By Tark_the_Lark 159
30:10

NB

Pepsi Max and painkillers

WTF?

Some singing

Intimidation of Music DAWs

...Peter Gabriel

too

Tark's got the busted-booty blues, so what better than to sit down in front of the mic and ramble on while under the influence of painkillers and Pepsi Max?

Stream-of-Consciousness Rambles About...Stuff

By Tark_the_Lark 159
36:11

Lost trains of thoughts

Accents

Bad Paul Stanley impression

Tark Recharged

By tarkustrooper 1186
21:01

After putting recording (and masturbating) on hold due to sickness, I decided to purchase a new toy while I was on a short break. Will it hold a candle to the Hitachi Magic Wand? Stay tuned!

Good Moaning!: The Hentai Edition

By tarkustrooper 1186
29:07

Why is it so fun to do?!

Conflicting with myself

WTF are you talking about

Tark?

Cringing

HELP

This is another all-over-the-place, questioning-myself kind of ramble because why not? Help.

Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Body Language" by Queen

By tarkustrooper 1186
21:48

A little bit of poking fun

So much digressing

Loud talking

This is the first review I've ever done in a while...but I decided to share this one with all of you lovely Reddit people. Oh, and one more: in case of snakes in the eyes, RUN LIKE HELL.

Tark Takes On Petal's 5th

By tarkustrooper 1186
33:38

Laughter

Lost trains of thought

Tang-tungles

Tark has no indoor voice

Dirty baby talk

Listen as Tark fumbles through /u/petalbaby's fun questionnaire.

Good Moaning!

By tarkustrooper 1186
26:29

Over-caffeinated

Types of moans I like

WTF are you talking about

Tark?

No indoor voice

Sorry if this ramble is all over the place, but yeah...have me talk about moans I like hearing (and doing).

Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "2112" by Rush

By tarkustrooper 1186
32:12

Some singing and rocking out

We have assumed no control whatsoever

Bringing back my dear friend /u/WestBayRay, we've decided to rant about the most epic track that Rush has ever composed. Hope you enjoy! :)

Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)" by Samantha Fox

By tarkustrooper 1186
23:43

I...I don't know what this rant even is. This is basically me swooning of Samantha Fox and geeking out at how frickin' EIGHTIES this song is. Yessssss.

Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Work From Home" by Fifth Harmony

By tarkustrooper 1186
21:59

More digressing

Tark has no indoor voice

What are these lyrics?!

Tark can't say "Fifth"

In which I try to explain modern music while ranting about this song...and failing to an extreme degree. The next rant will be better, promise.

Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Suite Madame Blue" by Styx

By tarkustrooper 1186
26:50

We have no indoor voice

Some singing and rocking out

AMERICAAAA!!!

I invited my good friend /u/WestBayRay to chat and ramble about a Styx song that not many radio stations play (I don't think), and it is their magnum opus called "Suite Madame Blue" from their Equinox album. Random rocking out and singing may occur. :D

Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Mother" by The Police

By tarkustrooper 1186
17:45