Summary: It is your kid's open house and you hate these things. You feel awkward and shy. This is until a handsome, fellow parent sparks an interesting convo.
Script by u/anarchistlatina
Podcasturbation #15-0203: Couch Pussy Pitty-Fuck
Hey, Masturbator — are you getting any pussy? I didn’t think so. What you need is a pittyfuck, and the sure way to get one is from a couch. What, you’ve never humped a couch? Just get out your FleshLight or make a homemade rubber pussy, and let’s get a couch pussy pittyfuck. (Sorry about the audio clicks on this recording).
Produced by Onania.Org/asm
Quick little teaser for a longer audio I want to make. . Getting dropped off after a date when suddenly the .
I did this in my actual car while I waited for something, so recording conditions are not ideal and the door lock sound is accidentally super loud lol. I really want to extend this, and I'll clean up the audio a bit if I ever do.