Podcasturbation ##08-0617: Fundamentals of Edging for Newly Chronic Masturbators
I recently read a sad fact in a masturbation survey: only 9% of straight male masturbators go for more than 20 minutes before ejaculating. Any seriously chronic masturbator feels pity for males unaware of the basic technique of edging and life's greatest pleasure: extended near-orgasmic bliss. In fact, I might argue that the practice of edging is what separates the true chronic masturbator from a merely recreational masturbator. This got me to thinking that we need a Public Service Announcement for newly-chronic masturbators to introduce them to the art of edging. This podasturbation is intended to fill that need.
(There are some silence gaps in this recording.)
Podcasturbation #16-1121A: Jerk-Shaming the Chronic Masturbator
In this enlightened and politically correct era, we know not to shame people. No fat-shaming, body-shaming, queer-shaming, etc. But some people are still fair game for the shaming-bullies: chronic masturbator jerk-offs like you..
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This is from the perspective of someone who is experiencing chronic pain or has a disability where there are especially hard days during flare ups, and has had to miss their plans going out. I’ve planned a special surprise for you to make up for it. Snuggles, affirmations, a handjob, singing…
Podcasturbation #10-0725: It's Soooo Humiliating!
For some of us, it's deliciously humiliating to be a chronic masturbator. Many chronic masturbators enjoy videos featuring humiliation by females. Some have wondered if there were any videos featuring males humiliating masturbators. In this podcasturbation I attempt to satisfy that need. And please understand, that I humiliate you not for my own pleasure, but for yours.
Critics of chronic masturbation claim that masturbating too much causes exhaustion and emotional depression. But current scientific research clearly shows that it is not masturbating too much, but rather ejaculating to excess that is debilitating. In this podcasturbation we take a look at the causes, effects, and treatment of Hyper-Ejaculation Syndrome (H.E.S). An understanding of HES and how to manage our personal ejaculation needs is essential for healthy chronic mastubating.
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Podcasturbation #08-0608: The sofa-sexual masturbator: couch copulation and furniture fucking
Solo-sexual chronic masturbators often exhibit tendencies of sofa-sexuality. You won't find that term (yet) in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, although there are a few scattered uses of it on the Web. I take sofa-sexuality to mean deriving gratification from sexual intercourse with a sofa (as opposed to on a sofa), chair, or other consenting adult furniture. I use it interchangeably with the alliterative phrases couch copulation and furniture fucking.
Though society may disparage having sex with furniture, there is much to recommend it. Furniture is both accommodative and non-judgmental, allowing even the shyest and most insecure male to practice important coital positions and movements without fear of failure or rejection. Many adolescent males develop sexual skill and confidence by copulating with couches before moving on to more conventional human partners. Chronic masturbators may continue the practice into maturity, in addition to or even in place of intercourse with a partner. I am one of those, and in this audio program I offer my personal history and thoughts on sofa-sexuality as I penetrate deeply into the matter until thoroughly exhausted.
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I often have live online "masturbator sex" with other masturbators, and my favorite subject is recalling our historical failures at normal copulation. "Fuck failures" really arouse me. This is an audio recording of my side of a masturbator-sex session, excluding the voice of the other party. He is an adult male chronic masturbator, pussy free, with a history of failed copulatory attempts. On his last attempt, a one-night stand, he was naked with a woman but could not obtain an erection. The recording begins in mid conversation and ends with my ejaculatory appreciation of his story.
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Making myself feel something good in a bad chronic illness flare.
You’re laying on the couch with your partner, talking about upcoming plans. They feel down because they probably won’t be able to go, due to their chronic pain. They worry what people will think about them missing another event and you reassure them.
Podcasturbation #16-0118: Less is More: A Small Penis is Best for Masturbators
Do you have a small penis? You are lucky. Small penises are best for chronic masturbators like you. If you don't have a small penis, then you can enjoy small penis envy in this podcasturbation.
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Podcasturbation #15-0918: Masturbators masturbating to masturbation
What is it about that word, "masturbation"? Or the act itself? One of the defining characteristics of a true chronic masturbator is fascination with everything about the act, and with other masturbators. Are you a masturbator who masturbates to masturbation?
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Are you a masturbator? - You are a chronic masturbator, aren't you? Otherwise, why are you reading this?
In this long podcasturbation I provide a discussion of edging and an introductory exercise. It is aimed at the newly chronic masturbator who is inexperienced with edging or having trouble getting the hang of it. Surgeon General's Warning: Edging may be habit forming and lead to incurable masturbation addiction; listen at your own risk
Podcasturbation #11-0512: A Masturbator's Confessional
Whether you are a "proud" or "shameful" masturbator, we all like to confess our habits to ourselves and to each other. Listen to this podcasturbation and confess along with me, "I am a chronic addicted masturbator .... "
(some audio problems on this one)
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Podcasturbation #09-0424: Penis Fixation
One of the signal characteristics of a male chronic masturbator is the attention, even devotion, he pays to his penis. "I love my penis" is one of the most common gooning mantras chanted when the masturbator is hovering on the edge of orgasm. But the focus on the penis permeates all his moments, including non-masturbatory ones. In this podcasturbation we explore penis fixation and engage in some of our own.
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Your partner has a chronic illness which means they're often in pain. Affection and intimacy are difficult to a certain degree - sometimes it's difficult to touch them without it hurting them. That's not something you'd ever hold against them, though, because you're not an asshole.
You do find out, however, that they're capable of getting themselves off...
Written by u/margo-moon
Podcasturbation #11-0101: When did you stop stopping?
Most chronic addicted masturbators have tried to kick the habit at one time. Many of us have struggled for control, only to lose the battle repeatedly. Eventually, we give up and stop trying to stop masturbating. When did you give up? When did you finally accept the inevitability of your addiction? When did you "stop stopping?"
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The second most common urge among nearly all chronic masturbators (after the obvious one) is to "confess" his/her masturbation addiction to someone. It does not matter whether he is a "proud" masturbator celebrating his liberation and solosexual lifestyle, or a shameful guilty masturbator sneaking around in his private wanker closet. We all need to acknowledge, express, validate, and share this paramount dimension of our lives. In this podcasturbation I offer my personal confession and encourage you to offer yours. And yes, there is an orgasmic admission and emission at the end.
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Even a chronic masturbator sometimes yearns for the real thing. But not enough to let go of his own penis.
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Podcasturbation #09-0209: Sharing the Load
The punning title of this podcasturbation should be understood in both senses: sharing the burden of masturbation addiction, and sharing the loads of cum we masturbators regularly produce. It began with my second masturbation of the morning, when I was overwhelmed by a desire to share my feelings with my fellow chronic masturbators. Hopefully you will wish to share the load with me.
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