“Fuck Me Before That Fucking Plumber Gets Here!” gets by aka while out a with as approaches
You (Bowser) are enjoying a quiet morning with your royal girlfriend (Peach) when she spots an obsessed Italian plumber rampaging toward the castle. Fearing for her safety, you urge her to flee to another castle. But she won’t do it — she’s too fucking horny.
u/PnyxWasHere
"Your sister's hot friend is at the sleepover yet again, and tonight she sneaks into your bed and fucks you while you're sleeping. When you wake up, she makes you believe it's all a dream.. is it? Feels pretty real tho, right?"