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This is an audio I recorded as an improv letter to my soulmate, wherever she is, caste in the story of Beauty and the Beast. I speak to you, my Love, as Beast does to Belle after she left his castle. This is a real discussion from me to my true love, wherever she is. THIS IS NOT A SEXY TALK. I talk about how I've missed you, what I've done wrong, the symbolism of Beauty and the Beast, and how I long for you to love me back. I miss you, Belle.

This one was a really long, really weird journey. I get pissed off about people sending me dick pics and trying to figure out who I am. I do a mind-blowing Batman impersonation. I talk about the importance of taking care of your mental health and then start giggling. If you make it all the way through, you are either patient or a masochist.