Be warned: this is extremely dark and very unpleasant.
I never wanted to have children. I mean I never even really thought about it until I met him. It wasn't that he made me want to have them. Just that well, you know, all the breeding stuff, it kind of gets in your head. Or it got in mine anyway. I didn't even really want to have his child. In fact I absolutely didn't. What kind of a life for a child would that be? But I knew he felt the same really. Even more than me actually, like he seemed genuinely disgusted by children. So when he started talking seriously about making me pregnant, I didn't really think it was something I needed to think about that much.
So I decided to do the thing where you masturbate while listing what you like. Consider this your second to last warning (I say it again in the audio) I AM INTO SOME WEIRD SHIT.
So I did the Bare it all for us: GWA-style Proust Questionnaire. I talk about Sex n Stuff. And my boobs.
An absolute disaster of an audio, this is. Let's just say that you should never ever allow a geriatric Siamese cat to be in bed with you while you try to record yourself masturbating. It took me over a week to edit out most of the feline mishaps 1) because there were so many, and 2) repeatedly listening to myself getting off with all the lady sounds and stuff made me feel kinda squicky.
On the bright side, I know that no one can resist the lure of a spectacular train wreck. So have fun with this one ;)
Starts out as a little bit of a downer, but I feel like this is some stuff I needed to put out there into the universe. This is a discussion of size, and being intimidated by toys, and related insecurities. I'm too altered to edit, and I'm afraid if I wait, I'll chicken out and not post it, so this is raw. Some of you folks just owe it to your awesome selves to rethink the way you think about your organs.
I remembered!
Some cool real talk from u/DirtyClicksDirtyBits
and u/rose_naima
Bad Day Is Over a bit of Quite a few some sooo many
Ohmigosh, am I really first? Sheesh, no pressure or anything. ^_^;;
For Cinco de Kino, I drew the incredible u/Sunnydale_Bound and immediately panicked. I've been listening to her stuff for over a year and to tell you the truth Audballs, I had more than a bit of performance anxiety.
But that became the core for my story idea. A sad lass who's had a very bad day comes home late t find her byfriend zonked on the couch, waiting for her. And he’s bound and determined to make her bad day go away.
I tried to incorporate as many elements as I could form the *ahem* staggeringly awesome list I was given, so the mood's a little all over the place, but then again, so is life, right?
Sunny, I hope you enjoy the results! :D
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I definitely recommend headphones for this one folks. Much fun was had with mic movement and stereo shifting of the dialog track. Sound Effects were performed by me as well, including the sex-foley (wow, never thought I’d type that word) which is where the fun and the mess came from.
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AKA The Background Story: confession, romance, friends to lovers, kissing, cuddling, sweet talkin
Written by 77Dogday based on a private request
Intruders break in and force MOM to suck SON's huge cock while DAD watches helplessly
SFX live and from Epidemic Sound
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