Vat do you vant...
In tonight's episode: I do a little warming up and then I got interrupted by Mimi my cat, thought I hit pause, used a very badly done accent, and left it in because I laughed on the relisten. Once I get my thruster toy inside me (no struggle this time) I get pretty foggy.
So here I am.
enjoy me or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
I woke up this morning horny and desperate. I actually had the house to myself so I could get as loud and feral as I wanted.
~Riley
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Oh no....I think I really like rope. and my fav
In tonight's episode; Its my first time playing with rope. Please remember bondage can be fun and also dangerous. Make sure you do proper, real, research!
I think I really liked it. It was fun, and a bit frustrating.
There is a loud clang at some point when I start talking about taking a picture. And of course, loud laughter. I'm too worn out to figure out when they happen.
Unfortunately it was also distracting. Which means my narrative is ah...mostly moans.
I also thought I stopped recording and took a lil rest. So there's a weird moment of silence at the end.
Here I am.
As ever. Enjoy me or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
I'm having an existential crisis...
In tonight's episode: I talk about edging myself before hand, I have a pair of leggings that I tear up in the exploration of science. I have 2 orgasms and then going for the third make myself all flustered and nervous and giggly...And so no third orgasm.
This is recorded on my phone which means the sound quality varies. Please be careful with your tender ears towards the end when my laughter gets louder.
Orgasms around minute 8 or so?
Here I am.
enjoy me or don't. I'm not the boss of you. :)
Chrismas Joy...
In this episode: I decided it would be one where I can't stop recording. There is a minor interruption from Mimi but it's early in. I talk about the thread of desire and moving through emotions. I also equate my desire to Schrodinger cat. So follow that train of thought if you can. I also try and talk about anal but the thought doesn't stick around.
Orgasm party starts around minute 12.
As ever, this is recorded on my phone so the quality is what it is.
here I am.
Enjoy me or don't.
I'm certainly not the boss of you.
Much Better than Doom Scrolling.
In tonight's episode: I had nothing clever on my mind, so we pretty much jump straight to the touching myself. I have to swap toys halfway through.
Orgasm is around minute 10? I dunno.
Here I am.
enjoy me or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
Frustrating Frustrating Frustrating
I'm four glasses of wine in, and rules are rules. So no posting. But I still made an audio. It was a struggle to get the kind of orgasm I was after. But I got there.
lots of rustling as I move all around the bed, and varying level of volume as the phone was in a central location and I was. All over.
As ever, enjoy me or not.
I'm not the boss of you.
