Honey, we need to talk about our son... Did you know that his... thingy is absolutely massive? I had no idea, considering yours is, well... It's perfectly adequate, darling. Don't worry, though. I'll take matters into my own, erm, hands...
Script by me!
Your sub suggested a bet this morning. He calls you at work to brag
about how he’s going to win. Little does he know, you’ve got a couple
surprises up your sleeve.
and references to and more
Whether I fever dreamed it or not, I swear I saw someone once upon a time make a request for fsub yandere content. The thought's been carved into the back of my brain ever since, and apparently I must be some special kinda pent up because I went home to write this last night and here the hell we are already.
It probably goes without saying with the stalker and yandere tags, but this is not a nice audio. Regardless, though, I hope you have a lovely ride~
Additional tags include: yelling (volume,) voyeurism, soulmates, self-degradation, references hacking, fucking other people, ruining your life, passing mention of death
The Professor’s Slut – When Mind Control Goes Wrongdue to but she’s going to be okay(not great, but okay)
Answer your phone. You have to tell me what the fuck you want. After this many years…why are you calling me?!?! Your attitude is pissing me off, and I don’t really trust you’re actually divorced. You’ve hurt me before. I’m too smart to get hurt by you again this time…aren’t I…? Well, maybe you should come over to my place for a bit to show me the proof. Show me you’re actually divorced, and then MAYBE we can talk about some things. You still look really good, too. I’m sure we’ve both learned a tonnn of things since the last time we were together. There’s just something about you, man…I keep coming back to you. I’m sorry if I accidentally call you “babe” when we fuck. If you’re actually single again…I might be open to exploring some new things with you.
Summary: A voicemail from your GF, just listen to it when you're alone alright? Or at least have headphones <3
A compilation of some of your girlfriend's voicemails and Voice memos to you. From the first date to long distance spicy sessions.
I was inspired to do this after listening to something similar a few months back, I cannot recall the VA or creator for this but if you recognise it, lmk so I can credit accordingly.
This is very much improv and mostly rambling but I hope you like it!
u/EllaAshryver
