You're in quite the predicament. You're in heat, you've just run away from your pack for your own protection...
and you're in your rival pack's territory. Your old pack put you in a tent, heat-ridden and desperate, and just left you there.
You aren't sure what's going to happen to you.
Suddenly, the tent flap is pulled open, and...
( Wonderful script by u/tama_mantic
SFX zapsplat.com
Performance u/_Single_Malt )
Picture this: your best student forgot to turn in her assignment last night. This is really weird, seeing as she is always dependable and always on time. Hell, she's your top student!
You’re planning to call her in after class... but before it even starts, you overhear her talking to her friend about all the dirty things she'd like to do to you. Even if she doesn't notice, you definitely hear every filthy, naughty thing she describes.
Looks like there's more than one lesson to be taught in today's lecture.
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script u/sunny_ba3by
performance u/_Single_Malt
sfx SingleMalt, zapsplat.com
"You must be new in town."
It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no?
Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say:
"It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
The entirety of the "New Girl" Mob Boss series edited together.
This version CONTAINS SFX.
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PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Part One of the "New Girl" Series
You know how it goes, boy meets girl, boy brings girl into protective custody.
Performance (c) u/_Single_Malt
Script (c) lilbrat91
SFX (c) SingleMalt, zapsplat.com
You are a Jedi, promoted to the rank of Knight and tasked by the council to respond to a distress signal from a fellow Jedi on a desolate planet.
After landing on the planet, you feel a strange and powerful presence lurking somewhere nearby... almost... watching you. As you make your way towards the beacon, all of your instruments short out and you feel a great sense of danger...
Then, suddenly -- a blast, close and concussive. You’ve been thrown against a tree, and before you can rise to assess the situation, your mind grows heavy and your body limp, slumping to the ground.
You are unconscious, and though you do not know it... in grave danger.
Performance and Script (c) u/_Single_Malt
SFX (c) SingleMalt, zapsplat.com
Spent so much time scrolling on Reddit today, I ended up getting a little too horny for my own good. I certainly hope you all enjoy~
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You came out to the beach to relax. You spotted a rocky outcropping, away from the crowds… so, you went there.
Listening to the waves rage against the rocks, feeling the cold spray against your skin…
Then… seeing someone climb out of the sea with a spear and a… bag…?!
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This audio is intended for those listeners 18+ and above. All characters are of legal, consenting age and every scenario occurring is entirely 100% Fictional. Original script written by tama_mantic. Performance, editing, and SFX mixing done by _Single_Malt. SFX provided by zapsplat.com
I've been away on business for too long, baby. All this time apart... it's got me missin' you somethin' awful.
Performance _Single_Malt
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PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Part Two of the "New Girl" Series
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Shhh, baby, shh... the driver could turn around at any moment and see you like this...
sfx (c) zapsplat.com
Life is not easy for a grad student. Between your research and your TA gig, you're basically left with zero time for a love life.
At least you have your romance novels and a few cute students to look at during class — even though you would never, ever take advantage of one of them like that...
Thing is... one of them may be thinking of how to take advantage of you, though.
PERFORMANCE (c) u/_Single_Malt
SCRIPT (c) u/scandalousvariation
SFX (c) zapsplat.com
Fuck... I needed that.
Come along and join me for some stress relief in the middle of this hard week, baby - you deserve it.
performance (c) _Single_Malt
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I hope you enjoy yourself... I know I certainly did. ;)
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You and your partner went to a house party with some friends, and have been dancing for a good while! You tend to hit a very horny stride when you drink, and tonight is no exception. You’ve been grinding against his growing bulge all night, and soon? He’ll want to go out for a smoke and some “fresh air”…
Original Script and Performance (c) u/_Single_Malt
SFX/Ambience (c) zapsplat.com
PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Final Part of the "New Girl" Series
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PETNAMES USED: sweetheart, doll, baby, babygirl
"You must be new in town." It's what everyone keeps saying the moment you introduce yourself: right after they ask you why you chose to work here. Sure, it might be the truth: you only made the big move to the city a few weeks ago, and it's a whole hell of lot different from your small hometown. It's not like you asked for this job, anyway. Some girl you'd talked to at the diner had introduced you to her manager, and once he'd mentioned the pay... well, how could you say no? Serving coffee and cigarettes to a bunch of office suits didn't sound like a bad gig... right up until you finally get permission to take your so-far elusive Boss' cigarettes up to him during a meeting one afternoon, and learn why your new coworkers always say: "It's like you don't know who you're workin' for."
Part Two of the "New Girl" Series
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There's no match for my carnality.
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Shhh, baby, shh... the driver could turn around at any moment and see you like this...
sfx (c) zapsplat.com
Life is tense enough. Take my hand, and enter a world of tantalizing relaxation... you deserve to lie back and...
lose yourself.
