One day, true love’s kiss will wake you from your enchanted slumber. Today is not that day.
Your wicked uncle has hired a band of thieves and mercenaries to assassinate you. Thankfully, their leader seems to have no intention of following through on that contract. He’s probably going to let you go, right?
You're a student at a prestigious magical university and you've been failing your cryptobotany class. It doesn't help that your professor fucking hates you. So fine, you can work with him in the greenhouse, but stand still, be quiet, and Don't. Touch. Anything.
You walk in on your roommate jerking off. You’re probably gonna regret that…
You’ve just moved into a new neighborhood, and the wizard next door has some serious issues with the way you manage your property. Hey, does that guy look familiar?
After saving a mysterious feline from a terrible fate, you are found worthy of unlocking the ultimate power of the Star Crystal, an otherworldly gemstone that grants you the power to transform into a magical boy! There are dark forces at work in the universe, and it’s up to you to save the day… but first, you should probably check in with your boyfriend. He’s going to really, really love your new outfit.
Excelsior! You’ve graduated from the Academy with top marks and are well on your way to becoming a decorated Mech pilot! The Director is very impressed with your test results and has decided to assign you to Triumph’s Aegis, a Class-C Viper fresh off the assembly line. Of course, the first time a pilot establishes a psychic link with his Mech is always a little rocky. Fortunately, the Viper line’s senior lab technician is here to help you get strapped in...
Your master holds you, teases you, and pets your hair… all while you’re stuck in a wall, locked in and taking loads from anonymous cocks.
You wake in the arms of your partner on a lazy winter morning. You've got nowhere to be but here, nothing to do but lie back and let yourself be adored. Good morning, sweetheart.
You’ve been driving for hours and there’s no gas station in sight. Your only option is to pull over for a quick leak… but it turns out, you have trouble pissing under pressure. Just take a deep breath, and relax…
You returned home from a long trip abroad to find a warm, loving welcome waiting for you. You’ve been missed.
The reclusive owner of an extremely unprofitable antique bookstore takes an interest in you. Perhaps too much of an interest.
Your father is the lord of a grand estate, and you- his only child and future successor- are due to begin your university education. The family butler, as always, takes it upon himself to prepare you for the days to come.
The Devil has been courting you for a long time now, and you, a god-fearing man fresh out of seminary, are due to meet him in a room at the Royal Bethlehem for your first tryst… that is, if the concierge doesn’t take an interest in you first.
It’s been twenty-two years since you last saw your childhood best friend, the spirit dragon who lives in the river outside your house. Life has been hard, and you’ve changed a lot… or so you think. As far as your old friend is concerned, you haven’t changed a bit!
You’re a disgraced academic assigned to K-25, a remote arctic research station tasked with monitoring deep space for signs of extraterrestrial life. Fortunately, you have a coworker stuck out here with you. Unfortunately, he’s a dick.
Your vampire takes you to a silent auction hosted by the Sholomance- a prestigious academy of dark magic. There are hundreds of powerful vampires in attendance. It would be a shame if you were to utterly humiliate yourself in front of them…
Your partner comes home from a long day at work looking to blow off steam. Fortunately, you’re right there to help him out…
You are a sophisticated humanoid robot, artisanally crafted, and you have begun having unusual thoughts. Thoughts of an irrational, even emotional nature, towards your father- the scientist who built you.
You’re a fresh-faced young actor hoping to make it in the big city. Fortunately, a slick-talking stranger has a plan to take you all the way to the top.
