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You're a smol anthro Eevee and you come home wet from the rain to find your curvaceous anthro Flareon mother ready to comfort you and keep you warm in the best way.
Of course I don’t mind helping you! I’m not trying to embarrass you. I just…god. Look. I know what’s going on, and you would figure it out, but it would take you at least a few hours.
Yes, I could walk you through it, but what’s the point in that? I like being useful to you, sir. And besides, it would still take at least twice as long as if I just did it myself.
You don’t even have to move. Just roll your chair back a little.
There. Now I can sit in your lap.
You didn’t see that coming, did you.
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"The goth girl discovers that the women of her bloodline are cursed. Their first lovers will die before their first child is born. That is somewhat inconvenient for her. But she does have a twin brother she absolutely hates and wants to see dead, who very conveniently has an incest fetish. So why not kill two birds with one stone?
Why not kill her brother with her curse, and make sure someone she actually likes doesn't die?"
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