I got a fucking machine a few years ago but never actually used it until now.
Turned it on for the first time, and legit went insane.
I was high on an edible and used a vibrator on my clit, but I still came in less than 60 seconds once I got the machine in the right position.
I thought people might like hearing me talking and attempting to set it up—it’s not sexy, it’s just kinda funny to me. It took a while to get the dildo inside me and working, I edited this a lot. The machine starts fucking me at 3:13 and I start cumming around 3:55.
If you want to hear a woman actually lose her mind after getting fucked, here it is! Lots of muffled screaming and laughter. And just kind of lying there laughing in disbelief at the end. I’m very happy my neighbors didn’t call the cops.
Enjoy! Now I have to figure out how to get back to real cock…
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Took a little time on a blistering hot day to lay back and masturbate.
I laugh when I feel good and I felt very good!
It’s been a while since I recorded myself jerking off! I hope you enjoy it!
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A few months ago I recorded the Positive Gooning Encouragement Loop from u/ProfessionalAdagio1 (check out the original script
I had to take a break from gooning to focus on my job for a while. When I got back to it, I recorded it!
Nothing like getting high and masturbating with a bunch of people!
It’s mainly moaning with some words thrown in every now and then. Not a lot of talking to porn or chat, but I tagged it just in case. Gooning is fun, and gooning with a crowd is even more fun. Hope you enjoy! Have fun and feel good!
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I recorded the Positive Gooning Encouragment Loop from u/ProfessionalAdagio1. Check out the original script
Got super stoned and super gooned and ended up babbling and proclaiming my love of gooning and porn and porn addiction in a BIG way. You can really hear my lisp in this one, yowza!
Around the 9 minute mark I start repeating “Gooner” for like 5 minutes straight
No I don’t remember what I was watching, but it must have been good!
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Life got in the way of my masturbation habits, so it was nice to sit back and let porn take me away for a while.
Please enjoy me doing some old fashioned edging before cumming really hard.
You gotta take time for self-case, and for me that means edging for thirty minutes and then biting my pillow case so hard I may need to start looking for a new one. Happy listening!
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Sometimes it’s nice to lie back, get stoned, and just edge for a while, you know?
I think this one lasted four minutes before I turned my vibrator off.
Masturbating is super nice and super fun. This is definitely less intense than my normal recordings, but sometime’s it’s about relaxing, about the journey more than the final destination, maaaaan. Hope you enjoy!
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Spent a lot of this beautiful summer weekend doing stuff and being responsible outside, so I decided to treat myself with some edging.
Lying in bed and making my pussy feel good is a a great feeling, and I’d love to share it with you.
Nothing too crazy in this one, just some moaning and laughing. I laugh when I feel good, and I felt really, really good this afternoon. I hope you do too!
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I went on a fun little vacation with a gooner buddy and while we had a great time exploring the area we were staying in, we had an even better time absolutley destroying each other while watching porn.
For example, he fucked my throat until I gagged and then I encouraged him to goon like an idiot.
It’s fun to go back and forth with who is in control, especially while gooning. My buddy facefucked me so much during this gooncation that I actually got a sore throat! It was super fun, I highly recommend it. We wanted to record more of us, but we were often so high and so gooned we kinda forgot, oops!
After all that practice with the dildos, I hope you enjoy hearing how I do with real cock. Celebrate the summer with Gooncation 2K21!
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I went on a fun little vacation with a gooner friend and we had a lovely time! While we were sitting by the ocean I started waxing poetic about how much I was enjoying myself, and I ended up recording it! Here's the little three minute audio I made on my phone--sorry about the wind.
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On Day 25 of my no-cum-month (May 2021) I was masturbating, went pretty deep, and kind of lost the ability to be a person.
Want to hear someone turn into a mindless, moaning goonette?
It’s fun getting to this level of chronic masturbation and porn addiction, but remember to hydrate and take breaks! Hope you enjoy!
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May is International Masturbation Month and I spent the entirety of it and a little more edging and gooning and not cumming! No lead up, orgasmed all of April and then stopped cold in May.
Here’s what it sounds like when I orgasm after 35 days.
I did this on a stream on Discord, so there’s some typing noises, some clicking, etc. I recorded it with both my mic and my phone, but you could hear people talking to me in the mic recording, so thank god for voice recorder! You can hear my laptops fan, it was chugging along. And you can hear my vibrator cuz like duh.
But mainly you hear me edging and then finally cumming! It’s quite loud! I bit a pillow and screamed into it! A lot! And laughed! A lot! Because I totally lost my mind!
It was super fun to deny for that long and then cum. Anyone thinking of doing it, I fully support you. Just be sure to book a hotel room when you scream bloody murder during the eventual orgasm.
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Got pretty gooned out on a lazy Sunday, recorded it. I got so deep into it I slapped my ass and my pussy and stuff, it was a hell of a thing.
Lot of edge riding up in here, I tell you what.
Lots of talking to porn, telling it how much I love it, how much I love being addicted, telling myself not to cum (it’s just getting more difficult!), telling gooners how good and beautiful they are, etc. Got so intense I had to put my toy on a lower setting! I also tell gooners to lick up their precum, that was pretty neat.
Hope you enjoy!
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Continuing on my deep throat journey, and I bought a toy to help out!
Hear me have double the fun abusing my gag reflex with a double-ended dildo.
This is the first audio I made with my new microphone, I hope it sounds good! I also talk a bit in the beginning, because I’m a nerd and like having proper (slut) data. So feel free to skip to 2:28 for the fun deep throat action. Please enjoy the next leg of my journey to do better sex things!
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I’m not cumming the entire month of May 2021, and I got kinda deep into edging during a goon session.
Here, enjoy 30 minutes of moaning and gooning out.
This is from the beginning on the month, it’s just getting worse lol. I’m going deeper and I love it. Could be good background noise for you during your own masturbation session—just because I can’t cum doesn’t mean you can’t! Enjoy!
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I was on a discord stream and heard someone deep throat like a champ, so got super inspired to try it myself!
I need some more practice, but I had fun.
There’s a bit of talking at the start of this, feel free to skip to 1:55 if you don’t want to hear it. I learned that I do indeed have a pretty sensitive gag reflex and really need to work on that. Oh nooo whatever shall I do :P
Hope you enjoy!
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PorngasmPMV asked me to read a script for one of his videos, and it came out pretty great! You can take a look at it
I went out, got drunk, took a bath at a hotel, and had some thoughts about weed, porn, gooning, fun times, etc.
Let’s relax in the tub.
I set this as but at a certain point I do talk about rubbing up on a cis dude’s nice ol’ cock, so I also tagged as just in case.
The video with the porn projected onto a shower curtain is in r / goon caves, but I don’t think we’re allowed to link in this sub, so you can search for it! It’s outstanding, freakin’ love goon caves.
Hope you enjoy!
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I was doing my thing in a discord stream and like five guys showed up and started stroking their cocks on camera.
It turned me on so much I kind of lost my mind.
This is mainly moaning, but I do talk to the gooners on my screen, getting into some whackdoo babbling around the 13 minute mark. Listening back to this was buck wild, as in “I can’t believe I said that,” kind of buck wild. I’m tagging it F4M because I say “good boy” and talk about cocks, but others might enjoy as well! Get out there and feel good!
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