It’s been awhile since I made a ramblefap audio for you, just going deep for porn and my needy clit. It turns me on more to share my thoughts with you when I’m like this, how weak and pathetic I get for porn. Worshipping the porn pussies and porn cocks on my screen. I go into how little it takes me to get off these days and how weak I am for porn. How I can’t stop giving into my clit. I get suuuper edged out to the point where I go nonverbal by the end, moaning words like “porn” and “gooned” between grunts and moans.
First of all, this file won't make much sense unless you've already listened to the first and second parts. So please, have a listen to those first before listening to this one.
Porn Virus 3 is the final part of the grand Porn Virus saga (ahem). It's similar in some ways to the other two. Lots of focus on the effects and soundscape. The Porn Virus still likes to abuse the listener. It's still dark, surreal and edgy.
However, I don't think this is as sexual as the first two (especially the first one), I don't think it's particularly good as a masturbatory aid if that's what you're looking for. So that's probably a bit disappointing for some. But I mean, there's still sex stuff in it.
Maybe some will find the whole thing a bit anticlimactic but it's where I felt like I had to go with it.
While it still feels kinda hypnotic with the Porn Virus talking to you, this has a few more "theatre of the mind", storytelling things going on.
As far as warnings go, there are mentions of non-consensual sex and the word rape is used. Part of the soundscape is sort of warzone-ish which may be uncomfortable for some. And the sounds of pigs are used, though the sound is meant to describe humanity, not actual pigs. Pigmen, if you will.
As with the others, the file is designed to be intense and edgy so be prepared for that if you decide to listen. And please keep in mind that this is all created as a fantasy. Don't go in taking it too seriously, it's meant to be fuel for the imagination. And if you don't like this kind of filth, don't listen to it.
If you listen, I advise you to use headphones and to try and focus on the listening experience as much as possible.
Got super stoned and super gooned and ended up babbling and proclaiming my love of gooning and porn and porn addiction in a BIG way. You can really hear my lisp in this one, yowza!
Around the 9 minute mark I start repeating “Gooner” for like 5 minutes straight
No I don’t remember what I was watching, but it must have been good!
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I went on a fun little vacation with a gooner friend and we had a lovely time! While we were sitting by the ocean I started waxing poetic about how much I was enjoying myself, and I ended up recording it! Here's the little three minute audio I made on my phone--sorry about the wind.
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Porn is weird, but who isn't
Got high, got gooned, made some embarrassing noises, etc. Go deep, why don’t ya?
Also, hi, I’m birdland, let me introduce you to my lisp.
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I have a lot of online friends that are into the same things as me. We normally share porn and jerk off together while talking about what we want to do to them. Some over the phone and some just through text. The convos are usually extremely hot and thought it would be cool to make an audio about it. So here is an improv of me talking to a buddy while jerking off together.
Yes the ultimate masturbation encouragement for the most pathetic of addicts its ok to love porn let me help you embrace it and lose yourself completely!
First of all, this file won't make much sense unless you've already listened to the first part first. It can be found on my soundgasm. So please, have a listen to that first before listening to this one.
Now, Porn Virus 2 continues in much the same vein as the first one. Lots of sound effects, an oppressive, almost industrial atmosphere, and a virus/glitched AI (me!) saying bad and humiliating things to you. It is dark, it is edgy and it most definitely meant as fantasy. It's not to be taken seriously as a hypno file. Listen to it as a kinky excercise for your imagination and with the that it is just that, a dark fantasy.
In this file, the Porn Virus now has a hold of you and it wants to you to continue working towards its goal. Compared to the first file, it's not quite as sexual (I think) though it is definitely still sexual, but a bit more.... shall we say megalomaniacal in a few places. That may be disappointing for some but I hope you can still enjoy the ride.
Clearly no one involved in this production has ever worked anywhere besides porn.
This one is for all you confused goonettes and female porn addicts out there, caught between the shame of your cravings and the acceptance you secretly desire. You’ll be dragged deep into the guilt and filth of your porn-filled world—scolded, shamed, and reminded just how worthless you feel when you give in to that endless need for more. But just when you think you’ve sunk too far, I’ll pull you back up. You’ll learn to embrace your addiction, accept your desires, and find strength in them. This is a rollercoaster of raw emotions—filthy, depraved, and intense, but with a tender, sweet release that leaves you feeling valued.
Get ready to edge, to give in, and to come out on the other side.
"Baby, I told you... I want you. I mean, imagine how jealous your friends will be, for one. Not to mention you'd be showing the world that you have a fuckton of confidence to be dating a porn star. And last, but not least... I can guarantee you some of the best sex you'll ever have in your life."
How does that sound?
By u/stray__thoughts
This file is about the listener being infected by a "Porn virus" that will affect how they act. Plenty of degradation and humiliation from me.
Heavy on sound effects to hopefully create a disturbed vibe.
Summary:
Daddy goes into your room at night because he can’t sleep, he’s too full of lust, too horny, and needs to empty his balls. He uses you as a toy while watching porn, looking and focusing on the adult video while touching, groping, and then… entering you. Hopefully he doesn’t wake you up…
EVERYONE PORTRAYED IS 18+. THIs WAS CREATED BY AN ADULT FOR ADULTS ONLY. THIS IS PURELY FANTASY AND NOTHING SPOKEN IN THE AUDIO SHOULD BE CONDONED IN REAL LIFE. Do not copy this audio or do anything but listen.
heavy themes of
Script by u/Upper_Downer
Performed by u/TalkDirtyToYou
Another script fill, I catch you reading porn and can't help have a little fun with you
Since I was a child, and learned how to bring myself to orgasm, this is still my favorite and easiest and fastest way to do it. Old habits die hard.
So if you want to know what I'm doing behind the scenes, this is it. It's what I'm doing as I cum in this very audio. Cum with me, won't you. And shh.... don't tell anyone. It's my embarrassing secret.
Request fill for Watch Porn W/Me by Myperrowinston. The porn I choose is very short so I continue on to a ramble fap.
Summary: Your partner (the speaker) comes into your room to find you watching gay porn on your laptop.
After a bit of friendly teasing he jumps into bed with you and watches along too.
And of course, you both touch and fondle and kiss each other as you do!
Sounding sexy is kinda hard when you have porn up to full blast in your headphones.
