It’s been awhile since I made a ramblefap audio for you, just going deep for porn and my needy clit. It turns me on more to share my thoughts with you when I’m like this, how weak and pathetic I get for porn. Worshipping the porn pussies and porn cocks on my screen. I go into how little it takes me to get off these days and how weak I am for porn. How I can’t stop giving into my clit. I get suuuper edged out to the point where I go nonverbal by the end, moaning words like “porn” and “gooned” between grunts and moans.
I gooned out on the first day of spring!
I tried talking a little bit, which I’m not used to doing. And then, after days of edging, my body decided to be a jerk and not cum when I wanted it to, so this devolves into a lot of goon babble, pleading with myself, and noises that I didn’t know I was capable of making.
Enjoy!
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Got high, got gooned, made some embarrassing noises, etc. Go deep, why don’t ya?
Also, hi, I’m birdland, let me introduce you to my lisp.
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I know how badly you want to give that handpussy a big creampie, but I want you to feel that penis pleasure a little longer while I guide you through some passionate handsex with my hypnotic voice. I hope my personal love for this kink comes through, I wish there were more out there like this :)
I was doing my thing in a discord stream and like five guys showed up and started stroking their cocks on camera.
It turned me on so much I kind of lost my mind.
This is mainly moaning, but I do talk to the gooners on my screen, getting into some whackdoo babbling around the 13 minute mark. Listening back to this was buck wild, as in “I can’t believe I said that,” kind of buck wild. I’m tagging it F4M because I say “good boy” and talk about cocks, but others might enjoy as well! Get out there and feel good!
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Got pretty gooned out on a lazy Sunday, recorded it. I got so deep into it I slapped my ass and my pussy and stuff, it was a hell of a thing.
Lot of edge riding up in here, I tell you what.
Lots of talking to porn, telling it how much I love it, how much I love being addicted, telling myself not to cum (it’s just getting more difficult!), telling gooners how good and beautiful they are, etc. Got so intense I had to put my toy on a lower setting! I also tell gooners to lick up their precum, that was pretty neat.
Hope you enjoy!
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Podcasturbation #17-0810: Goony! Goony! Goony!
A quick gooning session by a very goony masturbator.
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Recorded myself going for a walk while I had a vibrator inside me.
I got high and babbled some thoughts into my phone in the beautiful outdoors! This isn’t sound effects, I just recorded myself sitting on a bench. If you notice the cuts, that’s because there were long stretches of silence when I was too stoned to really talk, or there were a lot of people around.
I haven’t really talked in my recordings ever, so hopefully this is something people will enjoy!
If for some reason this kind of recording isn’t allowed, please let me know and I’ll remove it.
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This podcasturbation covers the fundamentals of masturbatory vocalization. We describe masturbatory best practices of moaning, groaning, and gooning, in order to amplify the physical gratification of masturbation. We consider why some masturbators may miss this enhanced level of pleasure, due to shyness, embarrassment, or misplaced male role modeling. If you are a silent masturbator, you will gain insight to your inhibitions and gain gratification-enhancing vocal skills. If you are already a moaner/groaner/gooner you will enjoy the opportunity to practice your vocalization technique along with me.
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but still
Written and performed by: quiettouch64
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Whether you are a "proud" or "shameful" masturbator, we all like to confess our habits to ourselves and to each other. Listen to this podcasturbation and confess along with me, "I am a chronic addicted masturbator .... "
(some audio problems on this one)
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Podcasturbation #10-1009: Stupid Gooney Masturbator
Do you feel stupid when you masturbate for a prolonged period? Do you make gooney noises when you stroke your penis for hours? This podcasturbation is for all stupid gooney masturbators. Like you. Like me.
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Podcasturbation #09-0424: Penis Fixation
One of the signal characteristics of a male chronic masturbator is the attention, even devotion, he pays to his penis. "I love my penis" is one of the most common gooning mantras chanted when the masturbator is hovering on the edge of orgasm. But the focus on the penis permeates all his moments, including non-masturbatory ones. In this podcasturbation we explore penis fixation and engage in some of our own.
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Do you ever feel full of it? Full of semen, that is? There's only one thing for a masturbator to do.
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#09-0317: The Urge to Ejaculate
This is a topic we've visited before, but never loses interest for the chronic male masturbator: the overwhelming male urge to ejaculate. While the urge is not unique to male masturbators, the way we respond to and manage the urge sets us apart from other normal copulatory males. In this podcasturbation we discuss the nature of the ejaculatory urge and practice our orgasm management skills. This is not one of my more articulate or cerebral essays, but the genuine enthusiasm may make up for lack of redeeming social value.
