You're a Mind-reader and it turns out your Shy Best Friend has CONSTANT PERVERTED THOUGHTS about you
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What she says: "You want to? Right here? But it's so sudden... I don't know..."
What she's thinking: FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME
Summary: An experimental new treatment you've been undergoing has resulted in your mind becoming temporarily attuned to the thought patterns of others nearby. So far, you've decided not to tell anyone about this strange ability you've acquired. It's an ordinary day and you've come to pick up your friend from her university.
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You're a Mind-reader and it turns out your Shy Best Friend has CONSTANT PERVERTED THOUGHTS about you but
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