You're sure as hell cranky, Darlin'. Let's do somethin' about that, shall we? Contains: Voyeurism, Masturbation Instructions, Dirty Talk, Swearing, Light Dom/Sub, Light Edging, Orgasm Control/Denial, Petnames (Darlin', Baby, Pumpkin, Sugar Bean, Doll) Everybody wants to masturbate to McCree, right? And he likes watching lol. I was struggling for a bit with how I was going to implement self care with NSFW, but having the listener masturbating to McCree counts as self care, right? He's helping you care for yourself, through dirty talk and voyeurism lol. Hope you all enjoy! ~Audio Transcript Below~ McCree: Look, I know you’ve been stressed and everythin’, Hell, I mean we all are. But that don’t mean that you can take your anger out on us…. *pause* Alright, frustration, whatever word you wanna use.... *pause* So…..is there anything in particular that you wanted to talk about that’s stressing you out or…..? *pause* I know this might be a little crass, Darlin’, but when was the last time that you got off? *pause* *chuckles* It’s a genuine question! You always get a little crankier’n normal when you haven’t had a good orgasm in a while….. I know I ain’t been here, but I don’t think that that’s got anythin’ to do with the fact that you ain’t gotten off apparently. *pause* ‘Scuse me? *slightly amused* You wanna run that by me again? *pause* “Because I didn’t say that you could?” Now Sugar Bean…...lemme get this straight here….You haven’t had an orgasm…..because I didn’t explicitly say that you could….. So you took it upon yourself to put yourself into some….self imposed chastity…...is that it? *chuckles* No need to be embarrassed, Doll…..the fact that you had enough self control to keep from touchin’ yourself because you were waitin’ for me is……*chuckles* flatterin’ to say the least…. *pause* I’m sorry? Oh…...so you did touch yourself, huh? *lowly* Did you bring yourself all the way to the edge and then stop yourself because you didn’t have permission? *pause* What was that? Were your fingers not enough?......Was a dildo not enough? Nothing could satisfy your need? *lowly* Did you really need me and my cock that badly, Darlin’? *chuckles* Then why didn’t you just say so? Go on now, strip down and relax, we’re gonna have ourselves a little session, alright? And I promise, you’ll have a nice good orgasm at the end…..It’ll be worth it, Pumpkin, I promise. *pause* Well, you’re so wound up cause you’ve been unintentionally edging yourself with how unsatisfying you find anythin’ but my dick….. So what we’re gonna do, is you’re gonna lay back, you’re gonna look me right in the eyes, and you’re gonna touch yourself….how’s that sound? You need to be able to please yourself when I’m not around, Sugar Bean…..so what I’m gonna do, is I’m gonna give you a nice little memory to hold onto on those lonely nights, so that you can come your brains out even when I ain’t here. *pause* With how worked up you are…..I don’t think it’ll be that hard…. Now…...why don’t you get touchin’? No, no no…...I want you to keep your eyes on me…...I want you to know that I’m here…..and see me watch you. I want you to be able to feel my eyes on you…..feel my desire, even when I’m not here. So go on…..but keep lookin at me. *pause* *through a smile* There ya are…...that’s beautiful…...look at you…...so wound up that just one touch is already has you shudderin’......Naw, this ain’t gonna take long at all….. I want you to go slow…...build it up…..It’ll be better if you don’t rush it…..and remember Pumpkin…..keep your eyes on me…… Tell me…….tell me how it feels to have me watchin’ you…..I wanna hear…...tell me all the dirty things you have runnin’ through your mind right now. How much yer achin’, how much yer wantin’. I wanna know it all…. *long pause* Ok…..ok sweetheart…..that’s enough for now…..*chuckles* I didn’t expect to hear all that but……*chuckles* Gave me some lovely ideas for later…..and well…..I should’ve expected it…..I asked for it, didn’t I? Hey…...how ‘bout we go a little faster now…...and how bout I tell you what I see and what I think when I look at you pleasurin’ yourself, when I see you stroking that place that feels *groans* Oh so good….. I see a gorgeous little desperate thing…..someone who’s so close to being unhinged by such a simple thing as bein’ watched while you touch yourself. Something so easy and feels so nice so taboo just from a pair of eyes on ya. I see someone so keyed up…..so needy…..you want to go faster and get straight to the edge but not right now. Not yet…...but you can go a little faster….I’ll let ya…..*lowly* I won’t tell no one….. *sighs* God darlin’.....lookin’ at you…..like this…..*groans* softly…makes me a little hot and bothered under the collar myself…… *pause* You wanna see? *pause* C’mon now…..lemme hear you say it….. *chuckles* Good…… *zipper noise and rustled clothing* This…..is this what you want? Tell me…..tell me how much you want this baby…… *groans* Go faster now darlin’.....as fast as you need…...and tell me how much you need this to come……and if you get close……..I want you to tell me…...tell me when you’re about to lose it. *long pause* That’s it….that’s it Darlin’. I can see it in your eyes…..I can hear it in your breath and with how much your chest is heavin’......how fast your hands are movin…...how hard it is for you to not squeeze your eyes shut into the pleasure…..how hard it is not to roll your eyes and head back and just go to fucking town on yourself…...but it’s not enough…..it’s not enough is it? You told me yourself that you couldn’t come…..not with your fingers…..not with a dildo…...how about now? Are you gettin close now? How do you feel, Pumpkin…..tell me…...tell me everything……. *panting and moaning* Ah! Hands off! Breathe…..just breathe with me baby…..I know…..I know you were close…..we’ll build up again…….but feel this….this feeling…..instead of bein’ frustrated….this feelin’ right here….the tingling of almost release…..the heady feeling of being almost there but not quite…..the fact that one more touch would send you into the stratosphere….feel this for a moment…… *long pause* Alright…..now move your eyes…….not on mine anymore…...but here…..right on my dick…..and touch yourself…...slowly, lightly first…..but the longer you touch, the faster and harder you can. Fantasize about me…..fantasize about my cock and how much you want it…...dirty talk if you want….tell me what you’d do with me, do with it if you had it right now. How badly you wanna come…..and I’ll let it happen…..I promise Baby I will…..I won’t even touch it…….it’s just for you…..for your pleasure…...for your fantasy…..not for me…. *panting and moaning* More…...more baby…..faster…..you can do it…...keep it …...keep your eyes there…..*moans* I know you can do it…..I want you to come…..I want you to come by your own hand but remember this…...come back to right here and right now any time you need to come and you find that you can’t…….I give you permission. I give you permission to think back to this moment and use it to touch yourself till your heart’s content…...I want you to…..I want to know that when we’re apart you’re fantasizing about my cock and want nothing more than to bounce on it, or want nothing more than for me to hold you down and fuck you into the mattress. I want you thinkin’ about my voice and all the dirty, naughty things that I tell you when we’re havin’ sex. I want you to use me…..even when I ain’t here….. So come…..come now darlin…...I want you to come…….give one last hard push towards pleasure…..feel yourself on the precipice and fucking fall…..fall off that edge into the pleasure…..when it happens, let your eyes roll back and let me hear you…..please…..I wanna hear how good it is for you…. Yes…..Yes….that’s it…...that’s it baby…...yes…..good…..goood……….*groans softly* Fuck you’re beautiful…… *panting* Well…...that help? *chuckles* You feelin’ a little less crabby Darlin? *chuckles* I do have to say that I was impressed with your accidental chastity…maybe we could play around with that a little more, if you’d like…...let me ramp you up then slow you down however I see fit? Would you like that Pumpkin? *chuckles* Good…..then we can talk about it later…….You need a few more minutes….water or somethin? Naw….I’m alright for right now…..was about you…..not me…. ‘Sides…...waitin’ makes it a whole lot better…..doesn’t it?