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Lil Blue Mage Plays With Perler Beads

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Wanna listen to me play with perler beads (soooooo many ASMR-y sounds in this one) while I ramble about any and everything? Wanna hear about that one time I found the creator of Gravity Falls on Tinder at New York Comic Con? Wanna sit down for the big polyamory talk? Or maybe we could even talk about what Adventure Time did for modern animation? I've got you covered, boo.
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Bimbo Daydreams

Bimbo Daydreams In this business, we're equal opportunity bimbo employers. My big, fat, bimbo ass wants to spread the pink as far as it can go, which is why you'll find no gendered language in today's audio. Boys can be bimbos too. This is my first new audio since last summer. Today's my cake day, and considering bimbofication has been one of my top kinks of the last few months, it almost felt like a gift when u/SuckMyScript posted this bimbofication script yesterday! I view bimbofication as a celebration, letting us love parts of ourselves without inhibition while letting silly societal expectations like "you have to be smart to be valuable" just drip away. You have zero obligation to be anything but happy, and what is a bimbo if not a simple shrine to happiness? Original script can be found here:
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Hypnosis
Bimbofication
Brainwashing
Empty & Happy
Dumb
Trance
Pink
Submit
ASMR
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Hey, Listen!

and references to and more Whether I fever dreamed it or not, I swear I saw someone once upon a time make a request for fsub yandere content. The thought's been carved into the back of my brain ever since, and apparently I must be some special kinda pent up because I went home to write this last night and here the hell we are already. It probably goes without saying with the stalker and yandere tags, but this is not a nice audio. Regardless, though, I hope you have a lovely ride~ Additional tags include: yelling (volume,) voyeurism, soulmates, self-degradation, references hacking, fucking other people, ruining your life, passing mention of death
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Voicemails
Fsub
Stalker
Yandere
Obsessive
Possessive
Manipulative
Begging
Absolutely Desperate
Cock Worship
Cum Worship
So Much Worship
Anal
Rough Sex
Breath Play
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Your Roommate Comes to Play Your Latest Video Game

Your Roommate Comes to Play Your Latest Video Game Did someone say 90's nostalgia? As a matter of fact, u/NinjaFogg did with this script offer from the beginning of the week! I couldn't resist the urge to pounce a script whose sound effects were basically "please play video games while you let the mic run." I've also got a penchant for aggressive "nerd next door" types, so... Original script offer can be found here:
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PS1
90's Nostalgia
Distracting
Flirting
Dirty Talk
No One Has Ever Touched It Before?
Blowjob
Deep Throat
Face-fucking
Stroking you
Cum-Play
Swallows
Lots of Wet Sounds
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SCP-027G: Impossibly Good Dick

SCP-027G: Impossibly Good Dick but eventual You wanna know a secret? I fucking love cryptids, and I fucking love horror, and I fucking love SCP Foundation. (My personal favorite was SCP-1155 until SCP-027G came into my life.) That's why I've never pounced on a script faster than u/StrangersDontHide's post earlier today.
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SCP Foundation
Fdom
Cuffs
Exasperation to Obsession
Rape
Consent
Teasing
Forced Erection
Blowjob
Riding
Multiple Magic Orgasms
Cum Together
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You're Lucky You're So Cute

You're Lucky You're So Cute One Little Sometimes you read a script offer and instantly have to pull out the microphone. u/nervous_switch posted their very first script a few hours ago, and it hit me in the Sunday Sapphic funny bone instantly. Soft and sweet and just a little bit bossy, the precise way I wanna spend my morning off. A touch more background noise in here than I'd like, but my apartment complex refuses to shut up, and this script hit my mood too hard to wait. Now, baby, let's cool you off a little bit.
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GFE
Arguing To Fucking
Helping Brats Blow Off Steam Since 1989
Gentle Fdom
Kissing
Fingering
So Many Good Girls
L-Bomb
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Do You Understand Consent Now?

Do You Understand Consent Now? I've had a lot of fury inside me for the last few weeks, y'all. Anyone paying attention to the social climate probably feels the same. Sometimes when that happens, you lean into a script idea and let the catharsis take you where it wants. So, with that being said, this is a mean one, everybody. Like, really fucking mean. Also, heavy! You've been warned!
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Rape
Raping My Best Friend's Rapist
Drugged
Restrained
Fdom
Degradation
Condescension
Humiliation
Slapping
Painal
Countdown
Denial
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"Lay on Hands" Me, Paladin

"Lay on Hands" Me, Paladin and That boss fight in tonight's D&D session got me all riled up, and everyone's still around the kitchen table while we step out for a smoke break. You're not usually my type, but your paladin is definitely my warlock's type, so... maybe we could stay in character for just a tiny bit and have some fun out here?
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Friends To Lovers
Very Nerdy
Silly Fantasy Accents
Goofy Fdom
Kissing
Handjob
Dirty Talk
Gotta Cum Fast
Blowjob
Hold The Moan
Swallow The Load
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I Want You, NOW

I Want You, NOW "Oh hey, Mage recorded a quickie ramblefap. It's gonna be, like, seven or eight minutes long, right?" LMAO WRONG THIS BITCH NEVER KNOWS WHEN TO STOP RUNNING THEIR MOUTH Quarantine's got me missin' public teasing and needy, urgent quickies in whatever spot you can find. Sneaking off into a bathroom and coming out trying to look discreet, not reeking of sex and cum and everyone's juices. An experience we'll get again some day, but for now, a kid can dream a little bit.
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Ramblefap
Urgency
Public Teasing
Quickie In The Bathroom
Hold The Moan
Please Cum For Me
Facial
Mark Me
Cum Play
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You Deserve Good Things. Can I Be One Of Those?

You Deserve Good Things. Can I Be One Of Those? This is a Father's Day ramblefap, but it is not a DD/lg ramblefap. I just wanna make that clear up front because I'd hate to get anybody's expectations up for something in particular. So if you don't know, now you know. We switch from heavy ramble to more fap around the two minute mark, for you impatient ones out there. You should know by now, I can't open my goddamn mouth without being a goof ball. This holds true, even while I'm trying to show my gratitude to all the dads, daddies, and father figures that helped get my audio from yesterday all the way to the hottest post on GWA. That was a first for me, and to have it happen on Father's Day? Of all days?! Oh my goodness! So, it felt most appropriate that I say thank you in my favorite fashion: audio. Thank you!
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Father's Day
Ramblefap
Blow Job
Fucking Myself In The Bathtub
Literal Wet Noises
Splashing
Morning Sex
Teasing
Light Edging
Needy
Cum With Me
Creampie
Giggly Goofy Post Ramble
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Lonely Girl Puts On Show For Invisible Man

Lonely Girl Puts On Show For Invisible Man Anyone who's paid attention to me for even two seconds knows I fucking love stalker/intruder stuff, and u/Johncardenio was a gem enough of a human being to let me know about this... very special script offer. What's a girl to do when she thinks someone's watching but can't see who? Why, put on a show, of course. You can find John's original script offer here:
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Voyeur
Exhibitionist
Teasing
Needy
Pleading
So Much Begging
Masturbation
No Sex
Spooky?
Supernatural???
Stalker?????
Find out!
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Harder

Harder As a celebration for hitting 150 followers last month, I let my fans submit some phrases so I could do some "X Word Challenges" over the course of June. (Each of them are also getting a lewd/nude paired with them, but obviously I won't be posting those here.) This one was submitted anonymously, and I couldn't resist. "Harder" tends to be my reaction to a lotta things, from choking to impact play to straight-up fuckin'. Hell, I'm pretty sure I ended up choking myself at some point during this.
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One Word Challenge
Ramblefap
150 Celebration
Combative
Almost Growls
Heavy Breathing
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You've Received A Zoom Invitation!

You've Received A Zoom Invitation! It's officially starting! This is the very first episode of my intended long running series, Your Bratty BFF. This episode is SFW (minus a lot of swearin' because your best friend has a mouth on 'em.) The next episode won't be, I promise; I just intend to dive really deep with this series, and I wanted to take some time to really let you get to know our friendship before we add fuckin' to the mix.
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Your Bratty BFF
Part 1
Best Friends To Lovers
Not Yet But Soon
GFE
Affectionate Teasing
World Building
SFW Minus The Sailor Mouth
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