Honey, I'm home. Let me tell you what I did tonight. Or rather, *who*. for safety
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Summary: I (the speaker) have just arrived home to you, my partner (the listener) after a night out. I got home a bit later than anticipated, but you know that means I have a salacious story to tell you.
So come kneel between my legs and let me tell you about my night. Maybe you'll even get off too... But probably not.
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