Birthday Sex, Not! light
04:24
"What? You’re crying because I was on a date with your friend?
You thought I wouldn’t see her tonight? Why on earth would you think that? Because it’s your birthday! Aww. You can be so sweet and stupid sometimes.
You thought I’d fuck you tonight? Oh, you poor little thing. Surely you must have known that wasn’t likely."
Script by u/lovelysubly
04:24