You're just helping me get off. What we're doing definitely isn't cheating.
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Summary: You (the listener) are looking for your boyfriend, and end up walking in on me (the speaker) masturbating on the living room couch.
I apologise for my brazen display, but explain that I haven't seen my girlfriend in a long time and am extremely pent up.
I beg you to help me get off, since the toy I'm using just isn't good enough.
But it's not cheating. If we do things in a very specific way, it isn't cheating.
You're just helping me masturbate. It's definitely not cheating...
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