You Ruined Everything[Ruined Friendship
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fantasy and creativity and should not serve as an endorsement of the content it includes.
This work is extremely dark in content and mean-spirited in execution.
Listener is referred to as "Gross" "Moocher" "Womanizer" "Bitch" "Shithead" "Pervert" and other colorful language.
Listener utilizes a strap-on, and is described as packing.
Listener's body is not touched.
Synopsis: You, listener, are an egotistical, womanizing, manipulator. Finding yourself broke and in need of a place to stay, you come crawling back to your on-again-off-again girlfriend, ready to tell her all the right things so she'll take you back, again. However, when you get to her place, she is nowhere to be found. Instead, you see her best friend glaring daggers at you, with all of your stuff packed up. That won't stop you from getting what you want, will it?