I'm on vacation for a week, but I wanted to pre-record something for Sir in case he missed me while I was away.
I Miss You!
Oh Fuck - I've been really horny lately.
Request by u/LowGrowl - Fingering with Eye Contact
Inaudible Whispers
Good Morning Sir - I woke up horny!
Happy Birthday to me!
"Yes!"
This is my first post. Thought I'd keep it simple and use only one word. Thanks u/Pad-and-Pencil for the idea. I have no clue what I'm doing!
Script by u/SuperHappyDeathSquad
It's a lazy Sunday. I was scrolling through Reddit. This is what always happens!
This was fun. Maybe I'll start recording again. Who knows!
I should take random days off more often!
Merry Christmas!
Foam rolling hurts!
Verification for VSsecretsecret - GWABackstage
Part I - It's cheeky, not creeky-I can't read, chew gum and drive. Always lock your hotel doors. I'm kinda awesome! Fucking jets! No public shit. Old school, manual. Sharks and shit. Am I a Sub or Dom? My youth was a lot more exciting. I don't talk to people. It's a St. Andrews Cross, idiot! Learn how to properly hit people.
Part II - Still didn't prepare. I like penises way too much! Guys fapping is my new lullaby. I'm very old-school. I'm an introvert at heart. It was with a guy that I talked to on the internet-this is how it all starts! Clearly that didn't last long. I would film myself only for research purposes. I like food! My youth was way more exciting. If I hear banjos, I gotta go! I'm a giver. Yes to all of it! 2 out of 5 isn't bad! I did it.
Lavender's blue, dilly dilly,
Lavender's green
When you are king, dilly dilly,
I shall be queen
Who told you so, dilly dilly,
Who told you so?
'Twas my own heart, dilly dilly,
That told me so
Call up your friends, dilly, dilly
Set them to work
Some to the plough, dilly dilly,
Some to the fork
Some to the hay, dilly dilly,
Some to thresh corn
Whilst you and I, dilly dilly,
Keep ourselves warm
Lavender's blue, dilly dilly,
Lavender's green
When you are king, dilly dilly,
I shall be queen
Who told you so, dilly dilly,
Who told you so?
'Twas my own heart, dilly dilly,
That told me so.
Icebreaker - Cards Against Humanity
