Letters by The primordial elder of scripture: u/LateStageInfernalism
I do so love the demon voice.
Script by u/LateStageInfernalism.
I have the honor to be, your obedient servant.
~ A.Mi
"Welcome, dear customer, to Oneiros' Fleshlight Repository!
In this marvellous place, I -your gracious, fantastic, humble host Oneiros- shall help you find the perfect fleshlight for your needs!
We've got all manner of wondrous creations in stock today, so whip off those pants and settle in to try out our selection!
We'll match you with the best fleshlight you could ever want, or your credits back!
We always leave our customers satisfied!"
Summary: You made it to the top of the nice list this year, so a hot goth elf has been sent to make your Christmas wishes come true...but all you want for Christmas is your ex who just broke your heart. Your edgy but festive helper can't give that to you, but she can make some other wishes cum true...
Script by: u/stuckinasmut
Performed by: Honey Hays aka u/YourSoleDesire69
Sfx: Epidemic Sound & Honey Hays
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and get on your knees :)
HOOO BOY I had fun editing this one! A bit of an experiment to test my range honestly lol.
So thanks to u/possibly_provoked for this hot and funny script! It was fun to record!
Just a little tease at work, to help you get through the work day ;)