Welcome back to Meowlandia!
About a week ago, I had a user poll on u/CumRightMeow to decide how to commemorate a month on GWA and a totally arbitrary number of followers (it ended up being 321). There were a bunch of options and I promised to do the three things that got the most votes.
The top three vote-getters were: 1. Post a video, 2. Do a real AMA, and 3. Try to cum five times in one play session.
The AMA is available here...you can either put your question in a comment, or use the anonymous Google Form. Once I get a decent amount of questions I'll answer them in writing and in audio.
For the video, and the attempting to cum five times...I decided to combine them into one. Yep. That's right, I recorded a video that's about an hour long, where I successfully cum five times.
If you want to see the video, it's pinned to my profile.
For those that want to listen to it as an audio, that's what this post is for!
I started at about 2:00AM and finished at about 3:15AM. I went slow, was methodical in how I went about it, and came five times, very hard each time.
I recorded a little differently than usual (headset plugged into my phone) but it came through quieter than normal. I tried to raise the volume as far as I could without distorting it. Might need to crank the volume a bit until it gets to the louder parts. Sorry, will do better next time.
What are you waiting for? Listen to me cum five times right....meow.
I even did a full time breakdown for this one. Happy schlicking.
Part 1: Stroking Myself to Two Orgasms
(21 Minutes)
0 - 5:00: Talking, explaining what I'm about to do, what toys I'll use, etc. Cock comes out around the one minute mark.
5:00 - 10:00: Whimpering, etc. starts. Varying intensity, lots of edging, some cock-slapping, some rubbing the head.
10:00 - 15:00: Getting desperate around 11 minutes, thought I was about to cum around 13 minutes, false alarm, more edging. Feels too good to cum yet, want to prolong it.
15:30 - 16:30 First orgasm. Gushing thick cum. Carefully controlling it so it oozes and spurts out along my shaft rather than just flying out of view.
Pause to get a towel and clean some cum off of my shaft. My shaft and my hand were so slippery that I couldn't get a good enough grip on myself to keep going.
16:30 - 19:45: Resuming. Toweled off my hands and shaft but my boxers and shirt still have large, obvious cum stains all over them. Desperate, fast stroking.
19:40 - 21:00: Second orgasm. I start leaking more and more cum and it drizzles down my shaft. I ended up covered in cum again and leave the camera on while I clean up a bit. Extremely sensitive.
Phase 2: Fucking Two Pussy Toys to a Third Orgasm (With a curved buttplug in my ass)
(18 Minutes)
After stroking myself to two orgasms, I'm feeling a huge urge to fuck a warm, wet pussy.
21:00 - 22:00: Showing my Njoy plug. My cock has mostly gone soft. Lubing my ass under the blanket and sliding the plug up my ass.
Brief pause to lube up my toys and get myself hard again (and deal with a cat trying to walk on my head)
22:00 - 25:00 Introducing one of my smaller realistic pussy toys, fucking it a bit, then showing a larger toy and fucking that one. Fucking the toys slowly and really enjoying it.
25:00 - 33:00: Switching back and forth between the two pussy toys, fucking them hard. Speeding up, slowing down, edging, etc. Reapplying lube.
33:00: Cut for emergency re-lubing.
33:00 - 38:00: Buildup, fucking hard, whimpering, moaning, desperation.
38:00 - 39:10: Third Orgasm. I cum very hard deep inside the toy. Mixture of cum and lube all over my cock now.
Phase 3: Using The Handy, synced to VR blowjob porn.
(10 Minutes)
At this point I'm extremely sensitive and am really craving a certain type of stimulation: a blowjob.
39:10 - 41:00: Showing The Handy, an automated stroker toy. I use the TrueGrip Gen 2 Sleeve, and sync it up to my VR Headset (Quest 3) and watch a VR blowjob vid on SexLikeReal.com.
41:00 - 47:50: Getting a VR blowjob as my Handy perfectly syncs to the movements the actress in the video is making. She alternates between sucking and jerking me. Slower strokes = blowjob, faster = handjob. I really like having the tip worked, so I keep lots of the simulation right on the tip and first portion of my shaft.
47:50 - 49:15: Fourth Orgasm. I cum very hard in the sleeve, at the exact moment in the video when the male actor cums in the woman's mouth. I get so sensitive that I have to pull out the power cord. Still hard.
Phase 4: Fucking myself up the ass with the small end of my Njoy Pure Wand
(12 Minutes)
At this point I've been at it for over an hour. Started at about 2:00AM and it's about 3:00AM now. About 10 minutes cut for for prep, cleanup, etc.
49:15 - 50:30: Recapping how I got to four orgasms and how I plan to get the fifth.
50:30 - 51:40: Lubing up the wand, putting it up my ass.
51:40 - 54:20: Immediately leaking cum after it hits my prostate. Went soft, explaining how the combined sensations can take a while to "sync up". Feels incredible even if soft.
54:20 - 57:50: Very carefully fucking my prostate while gently caressing my cock. Whimpering, wave after wave of deep sensation. Milking is difficult because I've cum so many times already.
57:50 - 58:53: Fifth and final orgasm. Writhing, oozing cum, I wasn't able to fully milk my cock (because of too many orgasms just prior) but have an intense, combined orgasm.
58:53 - 01:01:06: "Ok, I did it." Recap. Came five times in just over an hour. About an hour and 15 minutes including the pauses.
There is a certain audio with four orgasms in it that I challenged myself to to stroke-for-stroke with. On my first try a couple of days ago, I came three times. On this second try, I finally got to four.
I was up very late unable to sleep, and desperately needing to cum. I had to be quiet and careful to not wake someone up, so in this audio I'm constantly stifling myself and trying not to moan loudly.
This one fits four orgasms into 14 minutes, but is somehow still a slow, steady burn, not at all like my more frantic ones. I'm quieter and much more subdued here. I am focusing intensely and trying to steadily build up to each orgasm at just the right moment to match the original audio, while also keeping my eyes shut and focusing on my own pleasure.
It was a delicate balance, but I was able to get to four very intense, very pleasurable orgasms this time. The orgasms were very different than the frantic, desperate ones. More careful, deliberate, and felt very deep and intense. Every bit as good as the completely out of control ones.
It was an enjoyable one to make, and it got me back to sleep successfully. I hope you enjoy it.
To once again bastardize Tenacious D, these are not the greatest orgasms in the world, no, these are just a tribute. Fli-goo gee-goo. A-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer.
A Very Specific Kind of Horny Part II: Electric Pegaloo/Peg Harder/2 Peg 2 Furious/The Peggening
By popular demand, Part II is finally here! That's right, Mr. Meow is back with more frantic anal fuckery for your enjoyment.
Original script by me, with added improv bits here and there.
In Part I, I reveal to the listener that I have a secret fantasy of being fucked in the ass by a woman. Embarassingly, the urge to live out this fantasy is strongest in times of anxiety, stress, and fear. We talk about it, and it leads to me having my ass licked and fingered for the first time, and then I give an intense demonstration of how I fuck myself.
In Part II, we are ready to try pegging for the first time. I walk into our bedroom, and there you are with a brand new harness and a nice purple dildo, practicing your thrusting. We even have matching blue buttplugs. Aww, cute. You put an internal vibe in your pussy for me to control while you fuck me. Then it's off to the races.
This one starts out cute and loving and gets very wild. I get on my knees and suck your dildo, which leads to some ass licking, fingering, stretching, oral, followed by extensive pegging. Eventually there is some facesitting, vaginal sex, and lots of kissing and praise and other warm fuzzy things.
I really get into the whimpering and writhing in this one. There are multiple (very real) orgasms from me, and multiple orgasm opportunities for the listener, including 2 or 3 shared orgasms at the same time. I have three really hard regular ejaculatory orgasms and then build up to eventual cock milking and a prostate super orgasm. All of it felt absolutely amazing. I was out of my mind with pleasure for most of it.
I alternate between using my NJoy Pure wand and my NJoy Pfun Plug. No other toys used in this one.
As always, I love to hear your feedback. Especially if it made you cum.
It's 58 minutes long. Recorded in one take with no editing. I paused a couple of times when a cat was meowing, but it's otherwise completely raw.
Nope, not doing timestamps. Go forth and explore. You don't have to listen to the whole thing at once.
What are you waiting for? Cum for me...right...meow.
It's a rainy night in New Orleans. An English gentleman makes his way through the rain to an exclusive, high-class Bordello. Once inside, he's invited by the Madame of the house to choose one of the eight girls offered for his pleasure. Impulsively, he purchases the services of all eight girls, and has them perform sexually for him, with each other, throughout the night.
if you want to sample specific scenes, they start at the following points:
**The Intro:** 00.00 - 04:56
The gentleman is introduced by the Madame to each of the eight girls who will perform for his pleasure.
**Mutual Masturbation:** 04:57 - 24:44
A 20 minute sequence in which all eight girls masturbate together for the gentleman's pleasure. Dozens of orgasms ensue, finishing on a series of intense mutual climaxes.
**Four Girls Together:** 24:45 - 1:00:17
A 35 minute sequence in which four girls of the house, ( /u/cyalith /u/iceandfireGWA /u/afraidtobeheard and /u/shysquirter ) have sex with each other for the gentleman's pleasure as he watches. Lots of begging, lesbian sex, fucking and multiple mutual orgasms from all four girls, until they finally make him cum.
**The Dominatrix:** 1:00:18 - 1:29:54
A 30 minute sequence in which /u/Goddess_By_Night dominates /u/kittypurrry u/afraidtobeheard /u/Letmebeher /u/Deetoria and /u/shysquirter for the gentleman's voyeuristic pleasure.
**The Finale:** 1:29:55 - 1:51:30
All eight girls come together again in this intensely erotic finale, which builds incrementally and ends with intense mutual multiple orgasms from all the girls.
Since so many people have been asking me how to have multiple orgasms (see: ) I thought I would teach y'all how to do it.
If this is your first time trying this, I would suggest only going for ~5 orgasms.
Email for enquiries: selphiansfw@gmail.com
Audio Archive:
Script Archive:
Your Bully Catches You Listening to GWA and Decides to Torture You slight
slight By u/AggravatingAffect4
This is a collaborative effort that came about as I was admiring /u/ifonlyyouwould 's TuneX and musical talents. The concept was to compile ~30 of my orgasms with a rainstorm and ambient music in the background for my 30th birthday (yes...I am 30 now).
What Wouldy produced was above and beyond anything I could have ever expected. I’m asking everyone to please make sure he gets the credit he deserves for doing all this!!
Written by naughty_pyromaniac
Starring changeling_jane as the Monster
Actually, it's Lady Frankenstein's Monster!
SFX and music from Epidemic Sound and homemade
This is a collaborative effort that came about as I was admiring /u/ifonlyyouwould 's TuneX and musical talents. The concept was to compile ~30 of my orgasms with a rainstorm and ambient music in the background for my 30th birthday (yes...I am 30 now).
What Wouldy produced was above and beyond anything I could have ever expected. I’m asking everyone to please make sure he gets the credit he deserves for doing all this!!
Last month, I got together on Skype with nine other girls to record the raw material for 'The Bookshop', which you'll find right ().
After an hour of intense mutual masturbation, with dozens of orgasms from the girls, the theme of the recording (a reading of erotica in a bookshop to an invited audience of women) finally broke down, as lust overtook us. Various groupings took place that night (a fivesome and a foursome later that evening were particular fun, none of which was recorded), though we began with this - 45 minutes of unscripted spanking, involving most of the girls, with /u/Lola_Gets, /u/couscous88 and /u/afraidtobeheard handing out most of the punishment.
/u/FixedWithTape has taken this raw material, and teased it into this rather dark (though hopefully wonderfully erotic) coda to The Bookshop - the Bizzaro B-Side to the light and filthy Part One. Expect brutal spanking, a few more orgasms, and bagfuls of dirty fun.
A few "fucks" and a LOT of moans!
Additionnal tags: with First time
Names used: Baby, Love, princess, Puppy, Slut, Whore, Angel and variations
Names used for Speaker : Daddy (Optional)
Descriptors: Listener has makeup brushes (wears makeup)
Synopsis: After your boyfriend came early from work and found you having some solo fun time with a toy, you both decided to experiment, gradually taking your relationship to a whole new level of kinky. Tonight, he has you bound, blindfolded and gagged on your bed, just behind his desk where he's been playing during the whole evening, ranking up with his friends. he somehow snaps out of it to go check on you...And you, for better or for worse, are dripping wet, left wanting and desperate for some of his attention.Additionnal tags: with First time
Names used: Baby, Love, princess, Puppy, Slut, Whore, Angel and variations
Names used for Speaker : Daddy (Optional)
Descriptors: Listener has makeup brushes (wears makeup)
Synopsis: After your boyfriend came early from work and found you having some solo fun time with a toy, you both decided to experiment, gradually taking your relationship to a whole new level of kinky. Tonight, he has you bound, blindfolded and gagged on your bed, just behind his desk where he's been playing during the whole evening, ranking up with his friends. he somehow snaps out of it to go check on you...And you, for better or for worse, are dripping wet, left wanting and desperate for some of his attention.
After a couple of orgasms from riding last night, we decided to start recording and see where things go.
A little more riding, some doggy and then a tongue on her clit get K to a handful of orgasms we caught on mic. After turning off the recording, we listened back as we kept at it.
Please let us know if you like what you hear!
u/OpalescentTofu
Cum listen As I set the scene, and explain how I can cum 41 times as I slowly work up to hitting my goal. In the ramble fap I indulge in multiple kinks all listed as well.
Cum hear !!!!
Are you feeling down .. let me help make it all better. Multiple orgasms, a buzzy toy, and a lot of cum should do the trick :)
Enjoy
MoanElisa
lots of
Thank you again for 300 followers on Twitter! As a thank you I did 3 orgasms for 300 of you. Enjoy my moans!
Orgasms: 15:16, 23:16, 43:16, 51:53, 1:03:02
u/OpalescentTofu
Daddy’s good girl squeezes 3 orgasms after overstimulation
