Honestly, where do these air lines get off, giving people subpar blankets on trans-Atlantic flights! Though I suppose if you're here and you're reading this, then you're far more interested in where YOU get off. The answer is simple, on my fingers. Yes, yes they do reach through the internet, yes I am talented.
Now then! The tags!
Script by u/POVscribe:¬
Assorted sounds from freesound.org:¬
You’re flying to Paris, the ever iconic city of romance, with your girlfriend. When she talks to you about the fun you're going to have together during your trip, the mention of what you'll be doing at night in the hotel room really gets you in the mood. Lucky for you, she's been to the mile high club in the past, and is more than happy to invite you into the exclusive club reserved for the most daring people.
Crash Crush
Written by: Sir-Craft (AKA Dutch)
Edited by: Scarlett Blush
Performed by: Scarlett Blush
When you told the pilot that you would pay her a generous sum of money to fly you over the woodlands (after all, you can certainly afford it), you didn't expect to have to pay for the whole plane! After surviving a plane crash and spending two weeks in the wilderness, this patronizing, irritable woman insists that you owe her for damages to the plane...if you ever manage to make it out of the woods, that is. Who knows how long it will take to contact a rescue chopper? In the meantime, she's feeling pretty lonely and desperate for physical touch. And, maybe you are too...
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