"Flights do tend to get awfully boring..."
I was thinking... I can just cover us up with this blanket, and if you'd like to, you can come sit on my lap...
"hello, its your captain speaking and ill like to welcome you upon sweet airways]
Private script fill, script by u/compliantscribe
Starring u/Lurkydip
Summary: You find your way to the Pilot's cabin and you aren't leaving until you get what you want.
Honestly, where do these air lines get off, giving people subpar blankets on trans-Atlantic flights! Though I suppose if you're here and you're reading this, then you're far more interested in where YOU get off. The answer is simple, on my fingers. Yes, yes they do reach through the internet, yes I am talented.
Now then! The tags!
Script by u/POVscribe:¬
https://www.reddit.com/user/POVscribe/
Assorted sounds from freesound.org:¬
https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/414976/
https://freesound.org/people/habbis92/sounds/204510/
https://freesound.org/people/Joao_Janz/sounds/493260/
https://freesound.org/people/tmkappelt/sounds/85681/
You’re flying to Paris, the ever iconic city of romance, with your girlfriend. When she talks to you about the fun you're going to have together during your trip, the mention of what you'll be doing at night in the hotel room really gets you in the mood. Lucky for you, she's been to the mile high club in the past, and is more than happy to invite you into the exclusive club reserved for the most daring people.
Script by the lovely BunnyInWonderland aka Alice
Tags:
Script by: POVScribe on Reddit
This audio contains no descriptions of the listener and can be enjoyed by any female listener.
Crash Crush
Written by: Sir-Craft (AKA Dutch)
Edited by: Scarlett Blush
Performed by: Scarlett Blush
When you told the pilot that you would pay her a generous sum of money to fly you over the woodlands (after all, you can certainly afford it), you didn't expect to have to pay for the whole plane! After surviving a plane crash and spending two weeks in the wilderness, this patronizing, irritable woman insists that you owe her for damages to the plane...if you ever manage to make it out of the woods, that is. Who knows how long it will take to contact a rescue chopper? In the meantime, she's feeling pretty lonely and desperate for physical touch. And, maybe you are too...
cause of maybe a lot of
Stop belching! That's rude. I'm trying to make peace and you keep treating me like a baby you big Bull!