For a long time you've secretly had a fantasy of being in a cheesy porn movie with two plumbers. Finally you get up the courage to ask two friends of yours to help you live it...
Huge shout to u/touchshriek and to the writer of the script u/tiekoot
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For everything I do
We lay in bed together, and you shower me in all the cheesy compliments and pick up-lines you can think of. Pouting and kisses lead to thigh grinding and rough sex. You don't have to be gentle with me tonight!
hello (:
being the ceo of a big company, you're bound to be exhausted by all the things that need to be done. things seemed like a typical weekday until your adorkable husband barges in to "annoy" you. he's dorky and extremely cheesy; but one thing's for certain: he loves you and cares for you a lot.
Script by u/majorarxana
Summary: After their neighbour throws one too many parties, your best friend of many years asks if they can spend the night. For the sake of their sleep schedule, of course. The nostalgia of having a slumber party, plus a particularly cheesy romcom brings their long-buried feelings for you to the surface.
After a movie date I ask you to stay over for the night. I want to make your first time enjoyable and special.
A human in my castle? Oh, how lost you must be. No, don't run, you'll only tire yourself out... I told you running was futile. Now are you going to stay still, or am I going to have to tie you up? No? Now there's a good boy...
Script by u/ALittleBitBritish
I am long over due for appointments with my lovely patients who are so loving. I've missed you all so much!
truth be told, i have been quite uninspired to make any audios due to lack of material and the distraction of my loving lady as i am now taken, but it would appear that the misses, would like me to keep up the good work. So for her, and all my loving listeners... come in... have a seat... take a load off and let my voice sooth your lovely hearts... the doctor will make it all better now.
Enjoy ;)
An adorable script by u/perverted_alt that I couldn't resist recording before I went on vacation.
Sweet hometown waitress gets lucky with a hot city slicker determined to sweep her off her feet.
This is a piece written by me and performed by me. I did take liberally from a handful of cannon sources for the content, a direct quote or variant of so used. Thank you for listening! <3
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"I only want the best for you. It would be wise for you to get my approval first before dating someone, my friend. Yeah, at the very least they have to be better than me.
Well, I'm the standard because ... because I've always been good to you! Don't you agree? Aaand I'm also a good kisser, unlike your ex.
I'm good, okay, you just have to believe me. Or ... do you want me to prove it?
You'll see that I'm much better."
Script by u/spopcornx
A patient comes in to take care of a "problem" that only you can fix
Writer: u/Aquatarkana
This is the best way to de-stress after a day of crime fighting with my partner. Oh shoot I needed to ask H something. Hopefully I can catch him in time...
Collaboration with u/MrHarcourt and u/Emeraldd5
