A cougar has been receiving grocery deliveries from her local market for about a year, always performed by a geeky kid. She finally gathers the nerve to seduce him. What follows is the humorous result of that seduction. Kinko de Mayo for /u/zombiekittiekat
You've been friends with my boy Kyle for years, and I know you see me as someone you can trust. So today, when you show up at my place and Kyle's not around, I know you have something on your mind...