I have no experience in sales, but if I were to sell you on using me versus your tried and true sex toy, here are a few advantages I have:
1. No batteries needed
2. Self-lubricating
3. Self-cleaning (via swallowing or creampie)
4. Adjustable suction (confirm selection with key phrase ‘good girl’)
5. Real, pussy-clenching orgasms
Disadvantages?
1. Needs to be fed at least twice a day
2. Known to use an obscene amount of sarcasm
3. Does not come with inconspicuous packaging
So, what do you think? Would you use me?
I really really need a favor...you're my best friend and I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend to this wedding? Please babe? I swear I don't have totally real intense romantic feelings for you.
My first attempt at a JOI, and at a script. Sort of. I did liberally cut and add, but a lot of it came from the script that u/Webtalker30 posted and got deleted twice (quite awhile ago).
Turtledude1138 helped me with noise reduction, thank you :-) My new mic picked up more than I reckoned for, including the bed rocking. Oops.
I hope you get off, and if you don't stick around, maybe hearing me get off soon after will do it for you. I hope so anyway. :-)
This started innocently enough. I only meant to talk about what I like about freeuse fantasies. But soon enough, I was too turned on to continue without touching myself...
In this recording, I don't need to hide the fact that I am recording- I got your text, and knowing just how much you need it, I've sent you a call on skype.
Badhorsie travels to de-virginate a young Redditor she has grown quite fond of over time, despite the fact that he is 20 years younger and living across the globe. She regrets absolutely nothing and shakes and shudders while he practices his new skills on her quite successfully.